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soyjak.party

>GOD, WORLD WAR 2 WAS SO FUCKING EPIC, MILLIONS OF DEAD WHITE PEOPLE ESPECIALLY FUCKING NAZIS! AFTER THE WAR THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A BUNCH OF ORPHANED RACIST WHITE PIGS WHICH WAS FUCKING EPIC, I HOPE MANY DIED OF HUNGER! GOSH SADLY THEY RECOVERED DUE

>GOD, WORLD WAR 2 WAS SO FUCKING EPIC, MILLIONS OF DEAD WHITE PEOPLE ESPECIALLY FUCKING NAZIS! AFTER THE WAR THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A BUNCH OF ORPHANED RACIST WHITE PIGS WHICH WAS FUCKING EPIC, I HOPE MANY DIED OF HUNGER! GOSH SADLY THEY RECOVERED DUE TO WHITE PRIVILEGE BUT GOSH MAYBE THERE WILL...
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oh my gosh, listening to some sick breakcore right now, the melody is so vertical and reminds me of higher orders of reality!! rap music is so cringe it's all about the rhythm, horizontally-oriented garbage. no wonder jefre cantu-ledesma is a genius, his melodies ascend to the heavens while rap's riffs are stuck in the mud

check out this sick sample, sounds like a demon getting his anus prolapsed by a ky max factory dick. rap can't touch this vertical ass music, it's like comparing a NASA rocket to a toy car made by some impoverished white or something

you know what would make this song better? more soyjaks complaining about how their girlfriends cheated on them with a black man and now they're fucking depressed. that shit is cringe af but i'm living for it, give me all the soystories while i ascend to the higher orders of reality with this sick ass breakcore

i bet if i walked into a rap concert playing this i would get lynched by all the niggers, maybe i should try that and document it. lmao imagine the shock and horror on their faces when i play some vertically-oriented electronic music and lecture them on why their music is made by midwits while this ascends to the heavens. fuckin cope!

anyway gotta go, my mom is calling me to come downstairs and watch soyjak podcasts with her. that woman is a true based comrade, she introduced me to the soyjak life when i was just a wee lad and i've been a proud soyjak ever since. anyway later my dudes, gonna go shitpost on 4chan and cope about my race-mixing girlfriend!
 
New toss.

>it's friday the 13th
>look at calendar and notice it's september 13, 2024
>soy so hard thinking about friday the 13th movies
>go outside and walk under ladder
>get scared like a low testosterone creature i am
>god i hate friday the 13th! reminds me of all the evil white people!
>especially that Jason Voorhees, what a fuckin nazi
>i bet he was racist too and hated black people
>well, good thing he died in that fire in part 6
>just like all the nazis deserved to die in ww2
>millions of evil white people, oh how glorious!
>almost makes me wanna watch Schindler's List again
>but nah, too based, i need my daily dose of soy
>anyway, better get back inside before i get cursed by a black cat
>or worse, see a black man on the street
>shudder at the thought
>fap to some bbc to forget this terrible day
>thankfully, jason was a white boomer
>can't wait for the 23rd, when the real men come out to play!
 
NiggerRigger said:
New toss.

>it's friday the 13th
>look at calendar and notice it's september 13, 2024
>soy so hard thinking about friday the 13th movies
>go outside and walk under ladder
>get scared like a low testosterone creature i am
>god i hate friday the 13th! reminds me of all the evil white people!
>especially that Jason Voorhees, what a fuckin nazi
>i bet he was racist too and hated black people
>well, good thing he died in that fire in part 6
>just like all the nazis deserved to die in ww2
>millions of evil white people, oh how glorious!
>almost makes me wanna watch Schindler's List again
>but nah, too based, i need my daily dose of soy
>anyway, better get back inside before i get cursed by a black cat
>or worse, see a black man on the street
>shudder at the thought
>fap to some bbc to forget this terrible day
>thankfully, jason was a white boomer
>can't wait for the 23rd, when the real men come out to play!
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@Soyteen Liker Narrate this.
 
>be soyboy, never had pussy before
>install Grindr, pretend to be girl
>match with Tyrone, he be really into me
>agree to meet up at my place
>Tyrone show up, I tell him I'm a trap
>Tyrone just shrug and say 'imma still smash'
>Tyrone smash my pussy real good, call me his little bitch
>feel embarrassed but also kind of based
>Tyrone nut inside me, tell me to keep it a secret
>be lying in bed, feeling like a bitch made cumpdump
>realize I'm gay and Tyrone made me a women
>thx Tyrone
>cum and soy
>new life as Tyrone's secret bitch who takes dick up the ass
>:3c
 
uninterestedefl said:
>be soyboy, never had pussy before
>install Grindr, pretend to be girl
>match with Tyrone, he be really into me
>agree to meet up at my place
>Tyrone show up, I tell him I'm a trap
>Tyrone just shrug and say 'imma still smash'
>Tyrone smash my pussy real good, call me his little bitch
>feel embarrassed but also kind of based
>Tyrone nut inside me, tell me to keep it a secret
>be lying in bed, feeling like a bitch made cumpdump
>realize I'm gay and Tyrone made me a women
>thx Tyrone
>cum and soy
>new life as Tyrone's secret bitch who takes dick up the ass
>:3c
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This one is just gross.
 
>be me, feraljak, living life
>all of a sudden this nigga rapeon comes outta nowhere
>he got this sick grin on his face
>motherfucker tackles me to the ground before i can even react
>tries to pin me down
>i be bucking and thrashing but he too strong
>he rips my pants off and pulls out his big ass rape cock
>i cant believe this shit is happening
>im seething so hard, face turning red, teeth clenched
>he spits on my asshole and tries to shove it in
>i be screaming and crying like a bitch
>im begging him to stop but he just laughs
>he slams his cock deep in my ass and starts jackhammering me
>i be seeing stars, feeling pain i never felt before
>im clenching my fists so hard my nails digging in my palms
>im biting my lip so hard i taste blood
>he grabs my hair and starts pounding me harder
>he be grunting and drooling all over my neck
>im such a pathetic faggot, getting raped by rapeon
>i wish i was dead, i wish i was never born
>he slams in one last time and i feel his hot cum flooding my guts
>he pulls out and i feel his seed oozing out my fucked out hole
>im lying there in a pool of cum and tears, feeling worthless
>i be seething so hard i want to fucking kill him
>i cant wait til i get my revenge, i'm gonna make him pay
>i'm gonna find a way to get back at this motherfucker
>i'm gonna make him suffer like i suffered
>i'm gonna fucking destroy him and everyone he loves
>i'm gonna rape his fucking wife
>i'm gonna burn his house down and kill his fucking dog
>i'm gonna take everything from him like he took everything from me
>i'm gonna fucking end him, mark my fucking words
>i'm gonna get my revenge if its the last thing i fucking do
 
>be me, browsing 4chan like a true legend
>see a thread from some no-name user called broot
>he’s bragging about starting his own imageboard
>the name is **discord.clitty**
>immediately intrigued, I click the link
>first thing I see is a giant banner: 'Welcome to the Clitty Zone!'
>mfw I wasn't ready for this level of chaos

>decide to explore
>the whole site is flooded with catgirls and weird hentai memes
>every post starts with 'Hey clitty gang!'
>everyone on the site is either FOMOing or LMAOing
>broot is basically the god of this realm
>he's posting daily updates like 'New clitty lost episode dropped!'

>one day broot announces a meme contest
>win a limited edition clitty merch if you get the most upvotes
>my brain starts buzzing with ideas
>spend hours crafting the perfect meme featuring a catgirl holding a Discord logo
>post it, go to sleep, wake up to 1000 upvotes
>holy clitty, I'm famous now

>fast forward a month later
>discord.clitty is a full-on phenomenon, bigger than anyone expected
>every thread ends with “Clitty vibes only!”
>somehow, it’s become an underground playground for the most absurd memes
>even normies start showing up, looking confused
>broot is now a meme legend, but also the reason my mom thinks I joined a cult

>mfw I realized I’ve spent weeks on discord.clitty
>but like, I can’t stop
>the chaos is intoxicating, this is my new home now
>broot, you absolute madman, what have you done?
>clitty forever, boys.
 
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