The zombie apocalypse has started you have to build a team

birch world

Nusoicaca
But the only members you can choose are soyjak variants and subvariant
Which soyjak variants are you going to comprise your team of (this is worded fucking horribly but my brain is mush)
 
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Unfortunately, he would be useless. His braps wouldn't damage zombies (because their lungs don't work) , he's just as slow as amerimutt without the strength, and his endurance is next to nothing. His only use would be as a massive source of protein should he expire.
I think meximutt would also be useless for survivors + considering almost nobody likes him he is just going to die fast, but as a zombie he will probably evolve and turn out like boomer from L4D o algo
 
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