Schizo The Florida man challenge

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In this thread you find out what Florida man did on your birthday

 

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Here is what Florida man did on my birthday, Feb 15:

Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase

Watch this crazy dash-cam footage of a man leading police on harrowing car chase across a Florida golf course.

www.golfdigest.com

 

[AshkeNazi]

Florida man arrested after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputies say

A Florida man faces a battery charge after slapping his girlfriend with a cheeseburger, deputies say.

www.local10.com

 

[baqqrih]

They're all building armies to do their bidding
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/l...-streets-to-collect-money-for-fake-nonprofit/
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/f...is-army-of-turtles-will-destroy-us-police-say

 

[Brainstorm]

Obsessed about Florida award

 

[Hagon]

Why are they arresting the man if it was the baby who killed her? doesn't make no sense.

 

[Steve]

My nigga was in a police standoff and was willing to get out for some pizza?? and was threatening his fam with Coldplay lyrics and retaliation from his "Nazi prison associates"

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

A Florida man accused of threatening his family with Coldplay lyrics and retribution from his “Nazi prison associates” was persuaded to end a standoff with police in return for a fresh slice of pizza.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Chesnaught]

July 18th

Florida man steals candles, sprays people with bear mace at mall, police say

A Florida man stole candles from a mall store and sprayed dozens of patrons with bear mace repellent before escaping, police said.

www.clickorlando.com

 

[Imperator]

Updooted.

 

[anglo_bvll]

A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza

Daniel Allen Plunkett, Treasure Island resident and man with little to no respect for Italian American cuisine, was arrested for throwing a slice of pizza...

www.orlandoweekly.com

 

[sodack]

https://kdvr.com/news/trending/flor...stone-pulled-over-for-driving-footmobile/amp/