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[#ffe70d] My style is ridiculous!
Lets start off with my latest traumatic experince: Poopson PTSD.

It's become a sort of "inside joke" among my siblings that whenever i talk about soyjaks or start sproking out by singing soyjak songs my little brother will interrupt me by saying "Poopson", this causes me extreme PTSD and mental trauma, upon hearing such a name i start screaming phrases like "FROOOOOOT, ROOOOOOOOOT, MOOOOOOOOOODS BAN THIS NIGGER TRANNY NOW ON EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM TO THE DEPTHS OF BRIMSTONENIGGERKIKETRANNYCORDESLFNFPEDONIGGERHELL NOOOOOOOWWW". My little sister is sympathetic towards me on this and whenever my little brother tries to give me a heart attack again my little sister starts sproking out hard and starts going after my little brother with the rage of a thousand feraljaks.
Lately i have tried countering this by casting UN approved 'plierjak PNGtuber video essays explaining the invalidity of Poopsons existence to the living room TV when my little brother is in there whilst residing in my soundproofed WEF pod, yet i always have that backbone feeling that Poopson is atleast in a 1 kilometer radius in my current location.

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See image 1, i cannot like boring-quirky cars anymore i used to have autistic obsessions with casual cars like the Lancia Beta, Ford Taurus, Rover SD1 and the Mazda Millenia, as i've matured my taste in cars has become... immature?
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See image 2, my taste in cars now attracts me towards fast, insane and obnoxious supercars like the TVR T350C, unlike whatever comes out of Morris or AMC, these loud supercars actually unlock my inner child and make me feel... happy.

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sharty culture is cancer that ruins chance of happiness if not given irl physical confrontation it kills the person.
 
Why do so many faggots drive Subarus? I swear almost every single time I see some nutcase with 6 gorillion bumper stickers about how "love is love bigot" or some other insane shit its always on a Subaru
Zestiest cars on the road
 
Why do so many faggots drive Subarus? I swear almost every single time I see some nutcase with 6 gorillion bumper stickers about how "love is love bigot" or some other insane shit its always on a Subaru
Zestiest cars on the road
For me, Subarus fall under the boy racer category
 

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My Fundamental Paper Education phase is over, awesome.

I've taken a step back from FPE recently, it's been an eye opener realizing that not only is Skibidi Toilet simply better, but FPE is so troon sloppy and so low detail, i cannot belive i used to watch this unironically.

Soon all the other 'teens will grow out of it like me, it's just a passing trend that will never match the true king of /qa/ culture: Skibidi Toilet.
 

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My Fundamental Paper Education phase is over, awesome.

I've taken a step back from FPE recently, it's been an eye opener realizing that not only is Skibidi Toilet simply better, but FPE is so troon sloppy and so low detail, i cannot belive i used to watch this unironically.

Soon all the other 'teens will grow out of it like me, it's just a passing trend that will never match the true king of /qa/ culture: Skibidi Toilet.
The Living Tombstone should’ve been assassinated in 2015, all of their songs are gay
They’re also Jews, if that matters
 
My Fundamental Paper Education phase is over, awesome.

I've taken a step back from FPE recently, it's been an eye opener realizing that not only is Skibidi Toilet simply better, but FPE is so troon sloppy and so low detail, i cannot belive i used to watch this unironically.

Soon all the other 'teens will grow out of it like me, it's just a passing trend that will never match the true king of /qa/ culture: Skibidi Toilet.
Okay i still kind of like FPE nowadays, but not as much as i used to ever since instarted gooning less (was FPE really just goon material?), but i just wanna say that i might use soyjak.party less.

I wanna develop a strong work ethic for myself, i've hooked up with this guy on Discord who i plan to create a fanmade Skibidi Toilet series with called "The Meme Flush" starring unique characters like Skibidi MLG Shrek, Nyan Cat Toilet and Titan Calculator Man, this means i will have to dicipline myself and overhaul my entire lifestyle, which for me might be enough to prepare myself for real life.
Since this will expand well enough beyond summer vacation, i even chose Advanced Placement for 11th and 12th grade as opposed to the far more challenging Diploma Program which comes with numerous challenging projects. So far eating grapes and omlette sandwiches and giving up masturbation has been a healthy start
 
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