Suicide should be illegal.

[Soygoy]

If suicide was illegal, then nopony would kill themselves!!
Also death should be illegal too, then people would stop dying!!!
We're finally gonna drop the suicide rates from 60% to ZERO PERCENT, tranxissies!!!

 

[baqqrih]

Surprisingly, the countries shown in red on this map have legislation illegalizing suicide (green for illegalization of “assisted suicide”)

 

[Kernungs a faggot]

Suicide should be illegal. And if you're caught attempting suicide, the punishment should be death by hanging.

 

[Spas]

Suicide should be illegal. And if you're caught attempting suicide, the punishment should be death by hanging.

Damn straight, at least get some public entertainment out of it

 

[Aedra]

Suicide should be illegal. And if you're caught attempting suicide, the punishment should be death by hanging.

Damn straight, at least get some public entertainment out of it

Are you two serious?

 

[Spas]

Are you two serious?

Pack it up, the seriouspolice has arrived

 

[Aedra]

Wanting to kill someone for attempting suicide defeats the whole point of making suicide illegal albeit.

 

[Soygoy]

Pack it up, the seriouspolice has arrived

we should organize a holiday for the schlolg where one day we are extremely serious, no baiting and then another day we are completely non serious like it's opposite day and then another day we pretend to be absolutely raving homosexuals and profess our love to other male schlog members and another day we all larp as black men and then another day we all pretend to be blind and must communicate in braile (which we feel using our hands on da pc screen)

 

[Soygoy]

Wanting to kill someone for attempting suicide defeats the whole point of making suicide illegal albeit.

They were gonna die anyways, might aswell laugh at them for trying, make a fool out of them and shit.
And for the people who do kill themselves, we can just bring them back to life and then hang them again.

 

[Spas]

we should organize a holiday for the schlolg where one day we are extremely serious, no baiting and then another day we are completely non serious like it's opposite day and then another day we pretend to be absolutely raving homosexuals and profess our love to other male schlog members and another day we all larp as black men and then another day we all pretend to be blind and must communicate in braile (which we feel using our hands on da pc screen)

See but that would just be retarded and not at all funny
The whole reason why it's fun to ironypost is because it's unpredictable. Being serious on serious day wouldn't be fun, being sarcastic on sarcasm day wouldn't be fun, it's fun when you're switching between seriousposting and ironyposting because that allows for a certain degree of dubiousness surrounding your posts. It's fun to interject some seriouspost with some dumb shit out of nowhere, it wouldn't be fun to act dumb on 'national act dumb day'. This is also why jokes are practically disarmed when someone adds "just kidding" or in some other way discloses that he's joking. This is also why gimmicks die if you admit it's a gimmick. Real high iq humor is having things go unsaid

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

If you get caught trying to kill yourself, you should be assigned a BBC bvll. It's a fact that everybody who would kill themselves would benefit from having their clitty locked and taking BBC every day.

 

[Soygoy]

See but that would just be retarded and not at all funny
The whole reason why it's fun to ironypost is because it's unpredictable. Being serious on serious day wouldn't be fun, being sarcastic on sarcasm day wouldn't be fun, it's fun when you're switching between seriousposting and ironyposting because that allows for a certain degree of dubiousness surrounding your posts. It's fun to interject some seriouspost with some dumb shit out of nowhere, it wouldn't be fun to act dumb on 'national act dumb day'. This is also why jokes are practically disarmed when someone adds "just kidding" or in some other way discloses that he's joking. This is also why gimmicks die if you admit it's a gimmick. Real high iq humor is having things go unsaid

words words words didnt read
something something fell for bait o algo

 

[footjob]

we should organize a holiday for the schlolg where one day we are extremely serious, no baiting

this is already the case, stop questioning

 

[Soygoy]

this is already the case, stop questioning

kill yourself, perhaps?

 

[ossi]

if suicide is made illegal, what are they going to do ?
Resurrect me from the dead through esoteric dark magic so they can charge me $300 ?

 

[Soygoy]

if suicide is made illegal, what are they going to do ?
Resurrect me from the dead through esoteric dark magic so they can charge me $300 ?

Nobody can escape from their taxes.

 

[ossi]

unless you are unemployed, then they cannot tax you

 

[Soygoy]

unless you are unemployed, then they cannot tax you

All money of the dead and people who want to suicide should go to the government.

 

[Soygoy]

Close. We rape your corpse for violating the law

and then arrest you for rape, which is a violation of the law.

 

[Oot]

and then arrest you for rape, which is a violation of the law.

You can't rape a corpse thoughbeit...