Sproke

[Stephen]

I was at a cousin’s birthday party, and I saw a cooler full of just cans of sprite and coke. Soyteen that I am, I emptied half of each into a plastic cup. However, I was DISAPPOINTED! Sproke is NOT a bubbly green nectar of Hyperborea, it looks and tastes like mellowed Coke!
I can’t believe soyjak dot party, the greatest meal and friend replacement enthusiast website in the world, would LIE to me on such a grand and unceasing scale!
Sage

 

[Weebhunter3000]

You forgot to add 5 oz. of FDA approved cricket dust my friend.

 

[p0rt42]

I was at a cousin’s birthday party, and I saw a cooler full of just cans of sprite and coke. Soyteen that I am, I emptied half of each into a plastic cup. However, I was DISAPPOINTED! Sproke is NOT a bubbly green nectar of Hyperborea, it looks and tastes like mellowed Coke!
I can’t believe soyjak dot party, the greatest meal and friend replacement enthusiast website in the world, would LIE to me on such a grand and unceasing scale!
Sage

Nigga, it tastes like the coke gummies

You didn't make it right

 

[baqqrih]

I've had it a couple of times. It's decent, quite an interesting taste, but nothing more than "interesting".

 

[AshkeNazi]

I was at a cousin’s birthday party, and I saw a cooler full of just cans of sprite and coke. Soyteen that I am, I emptied half of each into a plastic cup. However, I was DISAPPOINTED! Sproke is NOT a bubbly green nectar of Hyperborea, it looks and tastes like mellowed Coke!
I can’t believe soyjak dot party, the greatest meal and friend replacement enthusiast website in the world, would LIE to me on such a grand and unceasing scale!
Sage

you forgot the foreskin blood and protein powder