Keyed Soyjak Wright: Schlog Attorney! JUSTICE FOR HWABAG!

[Soygoy]

SOYJAK WRIGHT: SCHLOG ATTORNEY​

The year is 2024. A user by the name of HWABAG was just unfairly banned for a silly joke in the thread "EVEN DOE GAME". A group of 8 users come together in an objection.lol Ace Attorney chatroom to larp a courtroom session for HWABAG to be unbanned. These users are, Chesnaught, the Janny Judge. Soygoy, the Prosecution. Spas, the Defense. HWABAG, the defendant and basil, nojak, s4bbc, istanbul and bnwoclitty, the Witnesses. Together they discuss the case... should HWABAG be unbanned? Let's find out.

This is an edited live recording of a court session held on 09/06/2024 from Midnight to 2 AM GMT
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Part 1 / 2​

The session will be cut into 2 parts, Part 1 and Part 2. Part 1 is the beginning of the case, while Part 2 is all of the questioning of the witnesses.
Featuring @Chesnaught @basil @HWABAG @Soygoy @Spas
Alternative mirror (YouTube)

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Part 2 / 2​

Part will will feature:
@Chesnaught @basil @HWABAG @Soygoy @Spas @bnwoclitty "nojak" @SoytanEnthusiast @istanbul

Did you like it?​

Feel free to share your thoughts and opinions in this thread, and also, let me know if you'd like to see more Schlog Attorney!
Hell, maybe you could even create your own Schlog Attorney cases and post them here!​

 

[Weebhunter3000]

High effort gem that saved the 4rum.

 

[basil]

omg yes FINALLY

 

[Soygoy]

High effort gem that saved the 4rum.

Next time BROOT unfairly bans someone he's obligated to see us in court.

 

[baqqrih]

This is some good stuff, man. Great quality editing.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Very nice.

 

[basil]

who is that person in the beginning? are they your OC (do not steal)?

 

[Hagon]

who is that person in the beginning? are they your OC (do not steal)?

pretty sure that's supposed to be hwabags pfp

 

[baqqrih]

who is that person in the beginning? are they your OC (do not steal)?

That's Tomoko, the cartoon Jap that HWABAG really likes.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Should we create a YouTube channel specifically for gems created on the Schlog? It would epicly own the niggers saying the schlog is bad and never creates OC gems.

 

[Hagon]

Should we create a YouTube channel specifically for gems created on the Schlog? It would epicly own the niggers saying the schlog is bad and never creates OC gems.

yes, and upload every single one of my posts onto it.

 

[istanbul]

massive gem

 

[istanbul]

Should we create a YouTube channel specifically for gems created on the Schlog? It would epicly own the niggers saying the schlog is bad and never creates OC gems.

it would get shut down I believe since we use the word nigger and tranny often

 

[Soygoy]

Should we create a YouTube channel specifically for gems created on the Schlog? It would epicly own the niggers saying the schlog is bad and never creates OC gems.

no because this is schlog culture
i already premade a soygoy channel just incase the schlog wouldnt let me upload high megabyte count videos but i dont think we need to create a channel for this

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Holy higheffortrald

 

[Soygoy]

who is that person in the beginning? are they your OC (do not steal)?

its an intentionally shit drawing of tomoko
in ace attorney sometimes they give you context as to what happens before a trial, so i added an intro to basically let you know what happened
what happened was hwabag typed in seomthing retarded and then he had to hire phoenix (spas) for legal counsel.

 

[Soygoy]

it would get shut down I believe since we use the word nigger and tranny often

it would get demonitized but not shut down, eitherway this is SCHLOG CULTURE and it should probably not be on yt.

 

[Hagon]

just finished watching, gem.

 

[Spas]

The diamond that made me feel a certain way when meeting my client

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

no because this is schlog culture
i already premade a soygoy channel just incase the schlog wouldnt let me upload high megabyte count videos but i dont think we need to create a channel for this

Alright, are you gonna upload this to your channel? Also can you link ur channel and I can’t find it