rapson industries .ltc
raymond "rapeson" william johnson
Title: Soyjak Chronicles
Genre: Comedy/Fantasy
Logline: In a whimsical world where internet memes come to life, a hapless Soyjak must embark on a quest to reclaim his identity and save the digital realm from a tyrannical troll.
INT. SOYJAK'S MODEST ROOM - MORNING
The camera pans across a cluttered room filled with computer monitors, empty energy drink cans, and posters of various memes. SOYJAK, a down-on-his-luck character with exaggerated features, stares at his computer screen, scrolling through social media.
SOYJAK
(sighs)
Another day, another meme… Is this really all there is?
EXT. INTERNET LANDSCAPE - DAY
Suddenly, a shimmering portal opens in his room. SOYJAK is pulled into a vibrant digital world filled with iconic meme characters. He stumbles out, wide-eyed.
SOYJAK
Whoa! This is... actually kind of awesome!
INT. MEME TOWN SQUARE - DAY
Soyjak wanders through the bustling MEME TOWN, where various meme characters interact. He sees DRUNK SKELETON, EXPANDING BRAIN, and others. They’re lively, but tension hangs in the air.
DRUNK SKELETON
(slurring)
You better watch out, Soyjak! The Troll King is coming!
EXT. TROLL KING'S LAIR - NIGHT
The scene shifts to a dark lair filled with chaotic digital artifacts. TROLL KING, a large, menacing figure made of glitching pixels, addresses his minions.
TROLL KING
(cackling)
Soon, I’ll erase all the good memes! Only despair will remain!
INT. MEME TOWN SQUARE - DAY
Soyjak teams up with a ragtag group of fellow meme characters: PEPE, a wisecracking frog; DANK MEME, a flashy hero; and WOMEN YELLING AT CAT, who provides comic relief.
PEPE
You’re our only hope, Soyjak! We need your unique perspective!
SOYJAK
But I’m just a Soyjak… What can I do?
DANK MEME
Sometimes, being “just” yourself is the strongest power of all!
MONTAGE - SOYJAK’S TRAINING
Soyjak trains with his friends, learning to harness his inner strength. They face various challenges, each representing different internet cultures and trends.
EXT. FINAL BATTLE - TROLL KING'S LAIR - NIGHT
The final showdown occurs. Soyjak and his friends confront the TROLL KING. As they battle, Soyjak discovers that his vulnerability is his strength.
SOYJAK
(to the Troll King)
You can’t erase us! We’re all part of this world together!
He unleashes a wave of positive memes, causing the TROLL KING to glitch and fade away.
INT. MEME TOWN SQUARE - CELEBRATION - DAY
The town celebrates its newfound freedom. Soyjak stands proudly with his friends.
SOYJAK
I may be a meme, but I have a place here!
PEPE
And you’re one of the best!
FADE OUT
As the screen fades, we hear the chatter of memes and laughter. The digital world continues to thrive, a testament to the power of community.
TEXT ON SCREEN:
“Embrace your inner meme. Be yourself.”
THE END
Genre: Comedy/Fantasy
Logline: In a whimsical world where internet memes come to life, a hapless Soyjak must embark on a quest to reclaim his identity and save the digital realm from a tyrannical troll.
INT. SOYJAK'S MODEST ROOM - MORNING
The camera pans across a cluttered room filled with computer monitors, empty energy drink cans, and posters of various memes. SOYJAK, a down-on-his-luck character with exaggerated features, stares at his computer screen, scrolling through social media.
SOYJAK
(sighs)
Another day, another meme… Is this really all there is?
EXT. INTERNET LANDSCAPE - DAY
Suddenly, a shimmering portal opens in his room. SOYJAK is pulled into a vibrant digital world filled with iconic meme characters. He stumbles out, wide-eyed.
SOYJAK
Whoa! This is... actually kind of awesome!
INT. MEME TOWN SQUARE - DAY
Soyjak wanders through the bustling MEME TOWN, where various meme characters interact. He sees DRUNK SKELETON, EXPANDING BRAIN, and others. They’re lively, but tension hangs in the air.
DRUNK SKELETON
(slurring)
You better watch out, Soyjak! The Troll King is coming!
EXT. TROLL KING'S LAIR - NIGHT
The scene shifts to a dark lair filled with chaotic digital artifacts. TROLL KING, a large, menacing figure made of glitching pixels, addresses his minions.
TROLL KING
(cackling)
Soon, I’ll erase all the good memes! Only despair will remain!
INT. MEME TOWN SQUARE - DAY
Soyjak teams up with a ragtag group of fellow meme characters: PEPE, a wisecracking frog; DANK MEME, a flashy hero; and WOMEN YELLING AT CAT, who provides comic relief.
PEPE
You’re our only hope, Soyjak! We need your unique perspective!
SOYJAK
But I’m just a Soyjak… What can I do?
DANK MEME
Sometimes, being “just” yourself is the strongest power of all!
MONTAGE - SOYJAK’S TRAINING
Soyjak trains with his friends, learning to harness his inner strength. They face various challenges, each representing different internet cultures and trends.
EXT. FINAL BATTLE - TROLL KING'S LAIR - NIGHT
The final showdown occurs. Soyjak and his friends confront the TROLL KING. As they battle, Soyjak discovers that his vulnerability is his strength.
SOYJAK
(to the Troll King)
You can’t erase us! We’re all part of this world together!
He unleashes a wave of positive memes, causing the TROLL KING to glitch and fade away.
INT. MEME TOWN SQUARE - CELEBRATION - DAY
The town celebrates its newfound freedom. Soyjak stands proudly with his friends.
SOYJAK
I may be a meme, but I have a place here!
PEPE
And you’re one of the best!
FADE OUT
As the screen fades, we hear the chatter of memes and laughter. The digital world continues to thrive, a testament to the power of community.
TEXT ON SCREEN:
“Embrace your inner meme. Be yourself.”
THE END
