Coal Soy Booru Creepypastas, give me some ideas.

[Redditor]

I've been recently coaling up the Booru with Soy Booru Creepypastas, which mostly depicts horror stories about how Soytan haters are the most brownest vantablack mudslimes, and Soytan enjoyers also Mexicans are white. These were inspired by the George Floyd creepypastas. The ones I've made so far are with the tag "creepypasta_video":

• DON'T COMMENT "Soytan WNBAG" On the Soy Booru AT 3 AM
• SPADESON IS REAL AND XHE ALMOST RAPED ME
• If you see a JARTY CAR outside your house... STAY INSIDE.

The other ones aren't mine. The purpose of these is just to add more coal slop on the 'ru. These are intentionally supposed to be bad (or good depending on how you perceive it). Current ideas for future creepypastas are:

1. SOYTAN HATERS are the REAL CAUSE of GLOBAL WARMING
   1. Basically, their heated seethe is causing the earth's temps to rise, and their clitty leakage is causing rising sea levels. The world nearly ends until (insert nameGOD here) saves the day.
2. FNF PEDO made me TRANS, and now I'm KILLING MYSELF.
   1. The title explains it pretty much.
3. Don't join DER GROOMER'CORD, or (insert well-known Sharty pedo names here) will send you 'p AT 3 AM.
   1. The main character, an Aryan Mexican man who loves Soytan, accidentally joins a 'cord server which he's unable to leave and (placeholders) sends him 'p at 3 am, and then hacks his computer and posts 'p on the Sharty under his IP giving him a perma ban. Please give me ideas on what well-known groomers on the Sharty (or its splinters) to add to this creepypasta.
4. I'm a crystal.cafe user and made a post on the Jarty, and now I'm a POONER.
   1. This one is just going to rip on foids, I hate them.
5. There are COLORJAK GNOMES (or tiny colorjaks) in my WALLS, Don't let them TOUCH YOU.
   1. The main character is the only white Soytan hater in existence, and the caca colorjaks have the special ability to change your skin color rainbow or just a single color. One of those tiny colorjaks touches him and makes his skin vantablack, making all Soytan haters vantablack sh*tskins.

These are just some future ideas, it doesn't guarantee they're going to be made.

Give me some 'ru creepypasta suggestions that are going to be a certified coalslop banger. They just have to depict Soytan-loving nameGODs (such as Satoko, BBGHAST, ToonSoy, Missed_Paypal, etc) and Mexicans as Aryans with BWCs, depict the Sharty bad and 'ru good, and generally absurd to Sharty users but appealing to Xitter immigrants. No underage characters/people being sexually assaulted or killed allowed, and no depicting these Soytan enjoyers as brown, fat, or black. Also, recommend me some free text-to-speech generators that have a high character limit. I can generally poop one of these out in an hour o algo with Windows Movie Maker and Google Drawings.

 

[baqqrih]

SATOKO saved MY LIFE from a TORTUROUS 12 A.M SOYCACA "BLOOD LIBEL" (HERETICAL ritual sacrifice DEDICATED to variant:unknown COALjaks)

 

[Brainstorm]

 

[AshkeNazi]

I Used the Sharty at 3 AM and Was Datamined by Soot's Ghost

 

[AshkeNazi]

Do NOT Use Frootcord at 3 AM!

 

[AshkeNazi]

NEVER Say "HWNBAG" Three Times at Midnight

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

words words words and still no one mentioned the flag edits spammer.

 

[AshkeNazi]

I Told the Obsessed Brapzilian FNF Shitskin to Kill Himself and Nearly Died

 

[Chairman]

>their heated seethe is causing the earth's temps to rise, and their clitty leakage is causing rising sea levels.

 

[NiggerRigger]

I'm a Soytan hater.

 

[NiggerRigger]

Idea: "Never Summon Admin 6 at 3AM".