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>Yeah... this is me. You must be wonderin' how I got myself in such a pickle, huh? How I wound up getting a golden ticket to Hollyweird, only to end up handing pink Dunkin' Donut coupons for a buy one, get one free deal, or a coupon that greatly reduces the price off your next purchase of donuts so you can cram as much of that processed bakery shit in your fat gullet. Well, I dedicate myself to helping people in the most miniscule ways possible nowadays, so I can feel like I'm helping out in a good cause without doing any of the brunt work. Gives me dopamine and makes me feel good without feeling exhausted at the end of the day, also why act in the movies when I can put my act-ions to good use in the real world... secretly I'm just hoping my good-boy points from doing good-boy deeds means I can have a movie made about me and how wonderful of a person I am by handing out Dunkin' Donut coupons and fliers.
