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Part-time Redditor, part-time Shlogger.
Everyone should know that jannies are insufferable pieces of crap who will 'nish you for rnca, but I possibly think I know why.
Sharty jannies spend all day approving images of BBC, Spadeson, Preggers Chudnator, Agugu, and other coals in their cold dark rooms shielded from light and the outdoors. And they do it all for free, wasting their lives on a bald man with glasses site. However, let's turn that voluntary work into paid work. My solution is to actually pay the janitors, with monetary gain, jannies will take their work seriously and leak less, resulting with less falseflag bans and a better sweeped-up site.
But how will the jannies get paid? Simple, ads and subscriptions!
*Fees & taxes are not included in the price. +$1.00 fee for passes purchased outside the USA.
Sharty jannies spend all day approving images of BBC, Spadeson, Preggers Chudnator, Agugu, and other coals in their cold dark rooms shielded from light and the outdoors. And they do it all for free, wasting their lives on a bald man with glasses site. However, let's turn that voluntary work into paid work. My solution is to actually pay the janitors, with monetary gain, jannies will take their work seriously and leak less, resulting with less falseflag bans and a better sweeped-up site.
But how will the jannies get paid? Simple, ads and subscriptions!
- Enable advertisements on the .st domain.
- For +18 boards, enable NSFW ads which I assume pay more in ad rev.
- Make soyteens watch three advertisement videos per 15 posts/replies.
- Gempass holders only need to watch one ad per 15 posts.
- For free users, a maximum of 200 characters and an image file size of 50 KB.
- Enable ads on the Shlog which will be used to fund Sharty Janny paychecks.
- Gempass Ruby, a $2.00 USD* monthly pass for an ad-free experience, 1 MB uploads, and a 500-character limit.
- Gempass Diamond, a $5.00 USD* monthly pass for an ad-free experience, 3 MB uploads, and a 1,488-character limit.
- Like YouTube, restrict site content if someone is using an AdBlocker. Permaban those who refuse to disable AdBlocker.
- soyjak.play, an official online Sharty casino. Those sites usually make decent money.
- Unban fees, for temp bans charge $1.00 for an immediate unban.
*Fees & taxes are not included in the price. +$1.00 fee for passes purchased outside the USA.
