I'm gonna write some slop later and upload it to ao3 to see if it gets accepted.
Some character ideas, more to come later.
Nate: Son of Soot "Basedjak" Higgers and brother of Soytan. Mother is an unnamed Taiwanese prostitute.
Jake and Sean: Nate's younger and older cousins, their personalities will be more fleshed out soon if I can or something.
Dan: A homeless drug addict who lives on the streets where Nate's house is located.
Cobson and Feraljak: Childhood friends, Cobson became a movie star and retired wealthfully, while Feraljak never got that high and stayed in his hometown after.
Spadeson: Brother of Cobson, heroine addict.
Chud: Nate's online friend.
Soyak: Famous online leftist commentator, friends with:
Smugjak: Reddit moderator, niche leftist youtube commentator. Basically a Soyak orbiter
Shitoko: Shitoko "Meximutt" Hoejoe, an online lolcow from Mexico. Known for having very bad English and insulting everyone that slightly disagrees with him.