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Serbia is the most shittest nation in the balkans.
Serbs all started when they were occupied by the byzantines and bulgaryans, their entire medieval heraldry borrowed from byzantiums. and "their" cyrillic script was created and spread by bulgarians lol. then in 1346 the serbian ""empire"" was created and then fell in 1371, they didnt even last a whole generation nor left ANY notable traces or bvilt anything of significance lol. then we get the "WE WAZ ANTI-KEBEBISTS AND SHIEEETTT" part. they were first ally of the Ottoman empire which let them into Europe eventually blocking Hunyadi and Skanderbeg's movements lol. Serbia is only the balkan country to not put up a significant resistance against the Ottoman Empire, they lost a battle to 800 Turks with 70,000 men at the Battle of Maritsa. Oh and don't forget their most famous battle in their history the battle of Kosovo! A battle they lost. Literally celebrate losing like cowards lol. after that they spent half a millenia under Turkish occupation. Due to that they now have 8,000 turkish words in the serbian "language" and had a significant amount of their people turn to Islam, nowadays is an entirely seperate country. And that country is Bosnia. then a long ass time they got rid of the Turkish occupation only after centuries of internal strife inside the Ottomans and with extensive help from other countries because serbians are shit without help. then the first Serbian dictionary came to existence only in the 19th century. Moving on WW1 were a retarded serbnigger shot one austrian guy and his wife in sarajevo to cause not one but TWO WORLD WARS. lose half their male population and a quarter of their population in total since they decided to pick a fight against a huge empire known as Austria-Hungarian Empire and again, Bulgaria. their entire population picks up their bags and retreats to Albania, Albania allows Austria to "peacefully" invade them in June 1916, causing serbs to lose 250K men in Albania alone and then spend the rest of the war hiding on Corfu. After the kingdom of yugoslavia was formed, Italians raid Pula killing 300-400 serbs and capturing 2 at the process after WW1. then in 1920 they went to war with Albania known as the Koplik war and of course they lost and retreat back to monternergo lol.
Then WW2 happens. they get invaded by Germany and Italy. Croatian independent state was created while serbs are getting absolutely genocided by their neighbors Germany, Italy and croatia in WW2, Yugoslav partisans are the least effective partisan force in Europe despite numbering 1 million. and don't give me that "Croat nazis was JOOOZISH! and married DA JOOOOZSS" bullshit since serbnigger like zbor supporters help jews escape then chetniggers got into conflict with albanians in 1941 known as the War of Ceraja and Slatina and yet again they lost. after ww2 Tito decided to say "fuck you ussr even doe you helped me" because of "different ideologies" even doe communism and socialism are the same. then in 1948 they got into a border conflict against albania and then they lost. withdrawal of the JNA from the border with Albania. expelling serbniggers in the process in 1954. Then Tito died and caused yugoslavia to go shit. Croatia gain independence while serb niggers living there are siding with Yugoslavia (They lost). And then slovenia declared Independence causing the whole JNA to get btfo'd by slovenian police and slovenian citizens lol. And then shit happens in Bosnia. While they were massarcing bosnians while they were losing every battle to croats and bosnians. To cope they setup Western bosnian to fight them off (They lost) Then NATO got involved due to serb rats being infested they're bombed to oblivion lol Hell in one battle, serbniggers even kill a bosnian mujahideen commander and they STILL LOST lol. Moving on to 1998 were KLA fucked with Serbniggers causing the kosovo war to start. They did the same thing massarcing more people and lose every battle until NATO came and bomb the shit out of serbfags killing 1,200–2,000 civilians killed and about 6,000 civilians wounded. After that Yugoslavia gets into another insurgency in Preševo Valley (same thing happened but they won) While monkeydonia has a insurgency by albanians in 2001, Serbia tries to join ASEAN but didn't. They should've gotten accepted because they're genetically closer to mongolds than caucasians lol. that's the whole of the worse nation in the whole balkans called Serbia.
