Recognizing Fellow Soyteens Irl?

[Soyteen Liker]

Hey um im new here but im rlly lonely, I was wondering how I could meet follow soyteens irl! Is there like a secret code phrase like how Reddit has "the narwhal bacons at midnight"? XD or like how tumblr has "i like your shoes thanks i got them from the president?" im so excited!!

 

[SoySpotter]

was I? I usually posted in purple for "ironic" shitposts like this

>using tone indicators on the bald men with glasses forum

 

[archimes]

to find a fellow soyteen, namedrop Cobson (yes, cobson THE gemson) in conversation
if xhe goes "ummm what" or starts accusing you of being a nazi pissbaby, just say you were talking about CobSOn (the obscure late 2000's rock band) instead of the soyjak
if xhe says HWABAG, you just found a 'jakker in real life. you WILL have an irl soyduel with printed out 'jaks

Nah, you should ask, "Do you listen to Joseph Kobzon?" You know, the military band singer.

 

[1844 or Something]

was I? I usually posted in purple for "ironic" shitposts like this

I didn't know you back then, so I thought this was a genuinepost. I thought you were really looking for a "when does the cobson gem" ahh secret code

 

[Joe Biden]

I do so every fortnight or so. Scarily common these days.