posting my mealprep on here for other /fit/ users

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

okay transfolx heres my mealplan i made yall can make your own or follow mine if you wanna gain weight o algo
5000 cals maybe don't quote me on that

	sunday	monday	tuesday	wednesday	thursday	friday	saturday
meal 1 (6am)	oatmeal & blueberries	scrambled eggs, bread, & other stuff	2 breakfast sandwiches	oatmeal & blueberries	french toast & berries	garlic bread & eggs	oatmeal & blueberries
meal 2 (8am)	crepes	eggs & hashbrowns	3 nature valley granola bars	2 blueberry muffins	hashbrowns	2 breakfast sandwiches	cookies
meal 3 (10am)	scrambled eggs	cookies	crepes	2 breakfast sandwiches	3 nature valley granola bars	eggs & hashbrowns	garlic bread & eggs
meal 4 (12pm)	2 grilled cheeses	cheeseburger & fries	unspecified amount of pizza	2 grilled cheeses	steak onion & cheese sub	steak tip sandwich	2 grilled cheeses
meal 5 (2pm)	beef and rice	sandwich & white monster	steak tips and rice	pastrami sandwich	chips	beef & potatoes	2 chicken sandwiches
meal 6 (4pm)	sub sandwich & preworkout	beef burrito	beef melt sandwich	potatoes & steak	sub sandwich	unspecified amount of pizza	beef sub & preworkout
meal 7 (6pm)	post-workout meal (eggs & meat)	1 cheeseburger	baked potatoes	beef burrito	sub sandwich	2 grilled cheeses	beef & potatoes
meal 8 (8pm)	tea & buttered croissants	tea & cake	tea & cookies	tea & buttered croissants	tea & cookies	tea & cake	tea & ice cream

 

[Neutralplier]

what do the breakfast sandwiches have in them?

 

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

what do the breakfast sandwiches have in them?

scrambled eggs, butter, and a low amount of a1 sauce

 

[Buddha]

8 meals a day? Wow, you must have a lot of free time on your hands to get that much in. I'm so busy with work and other shit that I can really only get 2500 cals in, and I don't even track my stuff like that.

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

wow amerimutts eat alot... no wonder many are fat because they eat this much without exercising

 

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

wow amerimutts eat alot... no wonder many are fat because they eat this much without exercising

geg this is a weightlifting diet if you ate this without lifting of course you'd get fat
DO NOT DO THIS SHIT UNLESS YOU ARE DOING CONSISTENT CARDIO AND LIFTING WEIGHTS OR ELSE YOU WILL GET FAT

 

[Neutralplier]

are you taking the steroids?

 

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

are you taking the steroids?

took one (1) dose and freaked the fuck out over mild side effects
not gonna touch em anymore just for the sake of my own safety but i joke about it from time to time

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

geg this is a weightlifting diet if you ate this without lifting of course you'd get fat
DO NOT DO THIS SHIT UNLESS YOU ARE DOING CONSISTENT CARDIO AND LIFTING WEIGHTS OR ELSE YOU WILL GET FAT

I guess this meal plan is special but the average amerimutt eats like my entire day's worth of calories in one meal and wonder why they are fat

 

[Neutralplier]

took one (1) dose and freaked the fuck out over mild side effects
not gonna touch em anymore just for the sake of my own safety but i joke about it from time to time

oh, i thought you were taking them o algo

how much would you spend on all that food doe?

 

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

oh, i thought you were taking them o algo

how much would you spend on all that food doe?

well i get a weekly budget for food of around like 20-30 bucks
i get a 15 dollar meal voucher from my school for 2 restaurants nearby so that ups the budget to 35 bucks
and i only really eat from restaurants on school days (monday and wednesday mostly)
i'll probably just be cooking with my parents and i'll probably share food with them most of the time since i dont like hoarding food or something like that yeah

 

[SanrioWABAG]

okay transfolx heres my mealplan i made yall can make your own or follow mine if you wanna gain weight o algo
5000 cals maybe don't quote me on that

	sunday	monday	tuesday	wednesday	thursday	friday	saturday
meal 1 (6am)	oatmeal & blueberries	scrambled eggs, bread, & other stuff	2 breakfast sandwiches	oatmeal & blueberries	french toast & berries	garlic bread & eggs	oatmeal & blueberries
meal 2 (8am)	crepes	eggs & hashbrowns	3 nature valley granola bars	2 blueberry muffins	hashbrowns	2 breakfast sandwiches	cookies
meal 3 (10am)	scrambled eggs	cookies	crepes	2 breakfast sandwiches	3 nature valley granola bars	eggs & hashbrowns	garlic bread & eggs
meal 4 (12pm)	2 grilled cheeses	cheeseburger & fries	unspecified amount of pizza	2 grilled cheeses	steak onion & cheese sub	steak tip sandwich	2 grilled cheeses
meal 5 (2pm)	beef and rice	sandwich & white monster	steak tips and rice	pastrami sandwich	chips	beef & potatoes	2 chicken sandwiches
meal 6 (4pm)	sub sandwich & preworkout	beef burrito	beef melt sandwich	potatoes & steak	sub sandwich	unspecified amount of pizza	beef sub & preworkout
meal 7 (6pm)	post-workout meal (eggs & meat)	1 cheeseburger	baked potatoes	beef burrito	sub sandwich	2 grilled cheeses	beef & potatoes
meal 8 (8pm)	tea & buttered croissants	tea & cake	tea & cookies	tea & buttered croissants	tea & cookies	tea & cake	tea & ice cream

My routine kinda looks like this but with less vegetables and junk food like burritos, burgers and pizza, and more animal-based product like scrambled eggs and omelettes, raw milk and steaks.