/poop/ - Bowel movements general

[Lism]

Has your poop been healthy lately? Many people have unhealthy amount of farting and pooping, especially in goyslop addicted countries. I think having healthy poops is pretty much the only accurate indicator of overall health other than not being obese and maybe like having normal blood pressure o algo

Also discuss strats for poopminning in this thread. I've heard some people only poop like once every two days. Not a bad way of life if you ask me, I get tired of it all.

 

[Stephen]

@Soyteen Liker @XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX @princessparkles GTFIH

 

[ILoveCoals]

My poopoo was green. Do I have cancer?

 

[Hagon]

My poopoo was green. Do I have cancer?

iron supplements can do this

 

[Stephen]

My poopoo was green. Do I have cancer?

You’re radioactive, starting drinking as much Prussian Blue paint as possible

 

[Redditor]

Giving this thread a Reddit gold for being epic sauce

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Mashallah, my poop is great these days, i wish my piss was less yellow thoughie
I need more water

 

[Lism]

My poopoo was green. Do I have cancer?

No, but I believe if you didn't eat green food prior it could mean some sort of slight deficiency. But as a one time event it is completely normal. It is only if it is chronic that you might be deficient in something

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

My piss is less yellow today than it was yesterday, in the number 2 spot my shit is soft yet solid, i think thats a healthy shit

 

[MargeCoal]

Most Aryan thread on the Schlog

 

[Swede]

Most Aryan thread on the Schlog

Even doe aryans don't care about bowel movement but indians on the other hand do

 

[Lism]

My bowel movements have been less than desirable lately. Only slightly subpar consistencies but my technique is off, leading to infinite wipes. People don't realize it but diarrhea is much easier to wipe than a soft but solid poo that comes out wrong. Because that is like sort of a crayon consistency so wiping your ass is like trying to draw a crayon until it's used up

 

[Lism]

Today's poop was healthy and a one-wiper (but I always wipe until 3 clean wipes in a row to be hygienic) but it was an odd shape. They were large and more circular than most poos. Meatball shaped I would say. Assuming you allow some irregularity in the shape of your meatballs.