Rant Pickles do not belong on a fucking burger

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Say whatever you want about pineapple on pizza, I enjoy it and so does everyone else I know irl but if you don't like it then you're entitled to your opinion.
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What I will never fucking understand is why anyone would put fucking PICKLES on a HAMBURGER. There are very few things that enrage me more than biting into a fast food burger expecting it to taste like a burger just to get a mouthful of stale pickle that doesn't even remotely match with the flavor of a burger. It's not even that I have anything against pickles on their own, pickles are aryan and keyed, it's when you put them on my fucking whopper or some shit, it matches about as well as if you were to smother a bowl of mint cookies-and-cream ice cream with like valentina sauce. If you enjoy pickles on your burger, fuck you, kill yourself you obsessed tastebud-less ESL nigger faggot tranny jartycuck and get a better taste in food before I track you down and assrape you with the pickles you're trying to gaslight me into putting on my burger until you bleed out and die.
 
Say whatever you want about pineapple on pizza, I enjoy it and so does everyone else I know irl but if you don't like it then you're entitled to your opinion.
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What I will never fucking understand is why anyone would put fucking PICKLES on a HAMBURGER. There are very few things that enrage me more than biting into a fast food burger expecting it to taste like a burger just to get a mouthful of stale pickle that doesn't even remotely match with the flavor of a burger. It's not even that I have anything against pickles on their own, pickles are aryan and keyed, it's when you put them on my fucking whopper or some shit, it matches about as well as if you were to smother a bowl of mint cookies-and-cream ice cream with like valentina sauce. If you enjoy pickles on your burger, fuck you, kill yourself you obsessed tastebud-less ESL nigger faggot tranny jartycuck and get a better taste in food before I track you down and assrape you with the pickles you're trying to gaslight me into putting on my burger until you bleed out and die.
This but when someone puts only ketchup and no other toppings on a hot dog. Ketchup only? Are you fucking five?
 
people should do that thing where they put the pickle on top instead of inside so you can choose whether you want to stick it inside or just eat it seperately
 
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I wish I hadn't found this. I will not survive the year.
 
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