On Hymen breaking

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Enter Glazeman
accounts who's first profile message was hymen break: ::ACK::

accounts who's first profile message wasn't
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how did "hymen breaking" start?
I'm not sure if it began on 4cuck or our site, but the earliest memory I have of the term is that the following copypasta would be posted as the first reply of threads to "claim" the thread, in a way.
>First reply, I just broke this threads hymen.
>Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
>Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
>Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.

So on our Shlog, today, the tradition stems from this one, but, rather than claiming threads, you claim the user's profile page. There is also an emerging Shlog tradition of hymen protection, where, rather than saying that you're breaking the profile's hymen, you can instead announce, simply by words, that you are safeguarding it through a respectful first reply.
 
btw guys just to make things clear, just because your hymen is broken does NOT necessarily mean you're no longer a virgin, i just have to say this
louder for the people in the back 🔊 just 👏 because 👏 your 👏 hymen 👏 is 👏 broken 👏 does 👏 NOT 👏 necessarily 👏 mean 👏 you're 👏 no 👏 longer 👏 a 👏 virgin 👏
 
I'm not sure if it began on 4cuck or our site, but the earliest memory I have of the term is that the following copypasta would be posted as the first reply of threads to "claim" the thread, in a way.
>First reply, I just broke this threads hymen.
>Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
>Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
>Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.

So on our Shlog, today, the tradition stems from this one, but, rather than claiming threads, you claim the user's profile page. There is also an emerging Shlog tradition of hymen protection, where, rather than saying that you're breaking the profile's hymen, you can instead announce, simply by words, that you are safeguarding it through a respectful first reply.
people would post this on the kway so it probably originated from 4cuck
 
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