Discussion Nuvariant thread

[AwesomeAndStillAlive]

i feel like seeing nuvariants right now

 

[mischizo]

Lennonjak WABAG.

INCOMING WORDSWORDSWORDS:

Somehow, despite having every NASsy flaw a newgod variant can have, it achieves something no variant has in years. /qa/ was so fun because it was inflammatory to spam 'jaks on a tranime board, so the inverse to achieve the same level of seethe is to spam tranime on the shart, but that's just undignified. It's becoming increasingly hard to provocatively spam IAS on an IAS website.

Slopjaks were quite the innovation, they surely caused some seethe; in fact, at the time they made me angry enough to write the wiki article which popularised that word, but even they lost their punch. Slopjaks worked because of what I call the effort/seethe ratio. This is, in my opinion, the defining factor of a gem.

1. At first, slops were posted with 100% sincerely by incredibly angry soyteens wishing to paint their target in as bad of a light as possible, with more seethe going into the input than the output.
2. Then, they began being shat on for not being "accurate" depictions of numales, but more and more emotional faggots jumped onto that bandwagon and the effort/seethe ratio reversed.
3. Then, the gemminess of this seethe became known, and they became even more widespread. Deliberately sloppy OC is often made but only for the sake of being made, with no production of seethe in mind.

Now, this.

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This is absolute perfection of the effort/seethe ratio. It looks it was made in MS Paint in 3 minutes using line tools. And yet, 5-6 people pasting it into the image field and hitting post for a good while was enough to send the entire soysphere, and even Root, into a fit of rage lasting weeks. This is the first time soyjaks have generated this much anger since the great troonjak spam on /lgbt/.

If I was still blind, I would criticise it for not mocking anyone. But it does, in a more subtle manner. The classic soyjak made soyboys squeal because it forced them to look themselves in the eye. Lennonjak forces the soyteen look at how angry he's getting over a 'jak and realise he's no less emotional than the soyboys he once made fun of. I love Lennonjak.

not reading allat
slopjaks won
'ru culture won

 

[Weebhunter3000]

Here you go

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Your nuvariant, xir.

 

[AwesomeAndStillAlive]

when did 'teens get so shit at jakking?, anyways heres one of my variant:unknowns

 

[doddermodd]

when did 'teens get so shit at jakking?

Nuvariants get made based on other nuvariants instead of trying to replicate the scraggly wojak art style. I wouldn't say it's a bad thing though, this sort of evolution is inevitable.

 

[AwesomeAndStillAlive]

Nuvariants get made based on other nuvariants instead of trying to replicate the scraggly wojak art style. I wouldn't say it's a bad thing though, this sort of evolution is inevitable.

yeah i always try using this formula when i make jaks because i like the old cartoony looks of old jaks

 

[mischizo]

yeah i always try using this formula when i make jaks because i like the old cartoony looks of old jaks

according to this feral is trash

 

[AwesomeAndStillAlive]

according to this feral is trash

not really its just a formula i use to make my jaks but i sugest taking it with a grain of salt though

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

according to this feral is trash

Thinks feraljak looks masculine award

 

[JartyGOD]

 

[coswork16]

 

[Weebhunter3000]

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Poopson

 

[coswork16]

Poopson

someone on the 'ru post says that about it too