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Sneedman

Formerly Chuckman
Found this gemmy thread on pol and wanted us to do the same here

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no nigger, i just hate this fucking 'jak, its overedited unwatchable garbage that gives you a fucking headache, the song used is trash too

this video is not made by one of us, it's made by an outsider, a faggot who misinterprets 'jakking culture. he sees shitty "millions must die" pictures on twitter and goes "WOWEEEEE THAT HECCIN CHUDJAKERINOOO IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED EXCEPT HE'S REALLY NOT BECAUSE HE HASN'T EVOVLED PAST 2016 AND LEAFYISHERE AND BEN SHAPIRO LIKE MEEEEEE I GET MY ENTERTAINMENT FROM GOOD GOYS LIKE MOISTCRITIKAL AND HASANABI" and then he remembers the shitty cartoons he watched as a child like Redditbob that he undeservadly puts in a high light because he is 'cattle algorithm slut and the ALGOOOOORITHMS told him that "WATCHING REDDITBOB, A SHOW FOR LITERAL EIGHT YEAR OLDS AT THE AGE OF TWENTY IS LE GOOOOOOOD AND ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR BECAUSE... IT HAS DEEP THEMES... LIKE HOW YOU USED TO RELATE TO REDDITBOB BUT NOW YOU RELATE TO TRANNYWARD!!!!" before going into a boring, 3 hour essay with lofi hiphop beats and overdone motion graphics about how Squid on Strike shows how Squidward is a based and redpilled commie like Hasan "I just bought a multi million dollar house and a new Porsche but small business owners are the REAL bourgieurse or however the Twitch revenue check is cashed" Piker. Oh and there's a mandatory 30 minute section about the history of animation from when the cavemen started drawing on the walls and a 45 minute frame-by-frame description of Squid on Strike because there just is.

And then he made that PUTRID FUCKING DUST BRIMSTONE just so he can show his fellow based and redpilled friends on his Twitter and 'cord so that he can show them all he's based and redpilled, oh no wait! he's now GEMMMMY GEM KINO CRYSTAL GLISTENING GEMERALD NOW!!! SEE HE'S IN WITH ALL THE NEW EPIC DANK MAYMAYS!!!! THATS SO BA-I MEAN GEMMY!!!!! and now those retards can share that with their fellow retards on their 'cord servers so they can circle jerk about how they're all now "GEMERALD GLISTENING SHINERALDS FROM THE GEM MINES" and how that "Millions Must Die" Wojak is such a funny character that reminds them how they used to be seething little pisscels but now they're based and redpilled progressives like their favorite YouTuber Ian "iDubbbz" JOMHA.

This is a day of fucking mourning, I can't believe a retarded Twitter/'cord fag managed to steal our idea and ruin it with this disgusting brimstone. This video is brimstone, pure and simple, the most insidious type of brimstone imaginable, while garbage like Blacked edits and Mauzymice edits are brimstone in their own way they at least alert everyone within a 5 mile radius of how brimmy they are, this is an insidious type of brimstone, the type that hides its brimmish details with techniques like overediting, and then the retards of society eat it up, because they don't understand that a gemerald comes from the heart and soul, they just think "OH! ME SEE EPIC SPECIAL EFFECTS AND MUH KIDS CARTOON! ME THINK THIS GEMERALD!". Fuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHIT
 
no nigger, i just hate this fucking 'jak, its overedited unwatchable garbage that gives you a fucking headache, the song used is trash too

this video is not made by one of us, it's made by an outsider, a faggot who misinterprets 'jakking culture. he sees shitty "millions must die" pictures on twitter and goes "WOWEEEEE THAT HECCIN CHUDJAKERINOOO IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED EXCEPT HE'S REALLY NOT BECAUSE HE HASN'T EVOVLED PAST 2016 AND LEAFYISHERE AND BEN SHAPIRO LIKE MEEEEEE I GET MY ENTERTAINMENT FROM GOOD GOYS LIKE MOISTCRITIKAL AND HASANABI" and then he remembers the shitty cartoons he watched as a child like Redditbob that he undeservadly puts in a high light because he is 'cattle algorithm slut and the ALGOOOOORITHMS told him that "WATCHING REDDITBOB, A SHOW FOR LITERAL EIGHT YEAR OLDS AT THE AGE OF TWENTY IS LE GOOOOOOOD AND ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR BECAUSE... IT HAS DEEP THEMES... LIKE HOW YOU USED TO RELATE TO REDDITBOB BUT NOW YOU RELATE TO TRANNYWARD!!!!" before going into a boring, 3 hour essay with lofi hiphop beats and overdone motion graphics about how Squid on Strike shows how Squidward is a based and redpilled commie like Hasan "I just bought a multi million dollar house and a new Porsche but small business owners are the REAL bourgieurse or however the Twitch revenue check is cashed" Piker. Oh and there's a mandatory 30 minute section about the history of animation from when the cavemen started drawing on the walls and a 45 minute frame-by-frame description of Squid on Strike because there just is.

And then he made that PUTRID FUCKING DUST BRIMSTONE just so he can show his fellow based and redpilled friends on his Twitter and 'cord so that he can show them all he's based and redpilled, oh no wait! he's now GEMMMMY GEM KINO CRYSTAL GLISTENING GEMERALD NOW!!! SEE HE'S IN WITH ALL THE NEW EPIC DANK MAYMAYS!!!! THATS SO BA-I MEAN GEMMY!!!!! and now those retards can share that with their fellow retards on their 'cord servers so they can circle jerk about how they're all now "GEMERALD GLISTENING SHINERALDS FROM THE GEM MINES" and how that "Millions Must Die" Wojak is such a funny character that reminds them how they used to be seething little pisscels but now they're based and redpilled progressives like their favorite YouTuber Ian "iDubbbz" JOMHA.

This is a day of fucking mourning, I can't believe a retarded Twitter/'cord fag managed to steal our idea and ruin it with this disgusting brimstone. This video is brimstone, pure and simple, the most insidious type of brimstone imaginable, while garbage like Blacked edits and Mauzymice edits are brimstone in their own way they at least alert everyone within a 5 mile radius of how brimmy they are, this is an insidious type of brimstone, the type that hides its brimmish details with techniques like overediting, and then the retards of society eat it up, because they don't understand that a gemerald comes from the heart and soul, they just think "OH! ME SEE EPIC SPECIAL EFFECTS AND MUH KIDS CARTOON! ME THINK THIS GEMERALD!". Fuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHIT
Not readin allat 🤣🤣
Jokes aside, really gemmy 'pasta, but it on the wiki page if it isn't there already.
 
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