>be basil
>its 3300
>born, your sh!!tskin sh!!talian mama throws you in the toilet because she thinks she sharted
>raised in the sewers by rats (still more human than sh!!talians)
>eat nuclear waste for every meal that makes your skin create a new shade darker than vantablack
>the sh!!talian internet program gives you 0.1kb/s internet speed
>discover the internet
>read state mandated sh!!talian culture books (black future, how to lock your clitty)
>your mexiaryan bvll you met online teleports you to 2024 so you dont destroy the planet with your braps
>discover the schlog and post this niggerstone obsessed coal that killed every gem poster