Money

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

You aren’t allowed to browse the sharty, soyquote people, play video games about soyjaks, listen to soy parodies, watch SPVA, etc ever again. But you get 10,000 dollars. Would you take the offer?
I would because I think it is worth sacrificing the pleasure I gain from soyjaks if it means I’m closer to achieving my dream of being the richest man in the world

 

[ArmaLite]

I don't really care about soyjaks anymore. Don't hate them but they're not as funny as they used to be. The sharty is boring too. Maybe I'm just getting old, I'm not sure.
With $10,000, I could CONSOOOOOM $3,000 and buy a new laptop and phone. The rest would go into savings.

 

[Chvd33p]

Add another 0 and I will say yeah, otherwise is not going to last me much or be used for anything (housing is expensive)

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

No

 

[Stephen]

I’m a soyteen til I die, I am NEVER taking those 10,000 dollars

 

[Brickshithouse]

If you value numale wojaks over something that will benefit you massively in the long term you should put a shotgun round in your forehead.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

If you value numale wojaks over something that will benefit you massively in the long term you should put a shotgun round in your forehead.

Dudes will say shit like this and then spend thousands of dollars over their lifetime on entertainment (video games, movies, snacks, a tv) plus thousands of hours indulging in said entertainment when they could be spending that time working and making money

 

[Brickshithouse]

Dudes will say shit like this and then spend thousands of dollars over their lifetime on entertainment (video games, movies, snacks, a tv) plus thousands of hours indulging in said entertainment when they could be spending that time working and making money

You say that as if you know what my life is like.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

You say that as if you know what my life is like.

I know you have 228 messages on a forum that is making you zero money. Or at least, I assume you aren’t. I guess you could be secretly selling ‘p on here and getting rich

 

[baqqrih]

I know you have 228 messages on a forum that is making you zero money

Well the forum could make him 10,000 dollars if he stopped posting

 

[BLACKHAWK]

I wouldn't be here if I were rich

 

[Brickshithouse]

I know you have 228 messages on a forum that is making you zero money

This is the only exposure you have to my identity. You haven't got the slightest idea what status I've attained in the real world with the 23.5 hours a day I spent not being on this site, that's part of the idea. Brickshithouse is not a real person. I may write posts with that moniker, but it has almost no connection to who I am. You aren't reading the thoughts of a real person with a family who lives in Brisbane, Australia and possesses these traits, you are reading the thoughts of Brickshithouse. I may have experienced some of the things Brickshithouse claims to have and hold his views, because I sincerely wish to spread my knowledge, but the similarities between me and him end there; every other aspect that is known about me here is part of a performance. I am only doing it for my own safety.

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

Nah, maybe a few million and I'll consider it.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

no connection to who I am. Y

there is a conception of brickithouse, some kind of abstract idea.

 

[Nihilma]

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

I thought you wanted to keep your identity secret a bit longer max. What made you change your mind ?

 

[USL]

When I was working in a warehouse, I was making ~$1000ish a week with overtime so a bit less than $5000 a month. Do I value two months of pay at one of my old jobs as much as jakking? NO!

 

[baqqrih]

When I was working in a warehouse, I was making ~$1000ish a week with overtime so a bit less than $5000 a month. Do I value two months of pay at one of my old jobs as much as jakking? NO!

Holy moly, what were you doing in that warehouse? That's a lot of money.

 

[Chvd33p]

Holy moly, what were you doing in that warehouse? That's a lot of money.

Moving corpses probably

 

[USL]

Holy moly, what were you doing in that warehouse? That's a lot of money.

Warehouses almost always pay +$20 for selectors, +0.50-2.00 for night shift, 1.5x overtime, up to 1.2x incentive pay, and $0.50 an hour raises for every 3-6 months you work. If you work 50-60 hours a week, it's not too hard. Also, these are just estimations based on a warehouse I was at. I wasn't even at piece rate and those guys could make 6 figures stacking pallets. Not saying its easy money, because they make you work for it, and those "6 figure warehouse workers" burn themselves out quickly.