Soy Midlife Crisis Thread

[Sneedman]

This is a support group for all teens going through their midlife crisis. I'm 16 but I'm already in my midlife crisis cause I live in the third world where you get shot by a nigger at your 30s and die.

 

[Fortuna]

It only gets worse. I wish I was a kid again.

 

[Hagon]

Pull yourself up by the bootstraps, bro.

 

[лисиця]

Pull yourself up by the bootstraps, bro.

my parents actually say this

 

[Chud]

Shoot a nigger and loot his body for more weapons, then try to victory royale the police or military

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Just kill a famous guy and you’ll be remembered.

 

[Hagon]

my parents actually say this

you should listen to your parents.

 

[Chud]

Just kill a famous guy and you’ll be remembered.

Do this actually

 

[ISTANBUL]

my entire youth has gone to waste

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

I'm 28 and I lost sense of life because I don't even know what to buy. I wish I went to some large mall with lots of soy things to look at, but idk where is something like this in Europe. Japan has hecking super mario world and a 5-storey home electronics mall, but it's too far and I don't want to make an impression of being a weeb.

 

[Fortuna]

my entire youth has gone to waste

I never even stood a chance to be honest.