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EFL Beatsaber Gerontophile
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Even with every NASsy flaw a newgod variant can have, it achieves something nothing has in years. /qa/ was fun because it was inflammatory to spam 'jaks on a tranime board, so the inverse to achieve the same level of seethe is to spam tranime on the sharty, but that's undignified. It's becoming increasingly hard to provocatively spam IAS on an IAS website.
Slopjaks were quite the innovation, they surely caused some seethe; in fact, they made me angry enough to write the wiki article which popularised that word. Slopjaks worked because of what I call the effort/seethe ratio. I theorise this is the defining factor of a gem.
This is utter perfection of the effort/seethe ratio. Made in MS Paint in 3 minutes using line tools. And yet, 5-6 people pasting it into the image field and repeatedly hitting post was enough to send the entire soysphere into a fit of rage lasting weeks. This is the first time soyjaks have generated this much anger since the great troonjak spam on /lgbt/.
If I was still blind, I would criticise it for not mocking anyone. But it does, in a more subtle manner. The classic soyjak made soyboys squeal because it forced them to look themselves in the eye. Lennonjak forces the soyteen look at how angry he's getting over a 'jak and realise he's no less emotional than the soyboys he once made fun of. I love Lennonjak.
Even with every NASsy flaw a newgod variant can have, it achieves something nothing has in years. /qa/ was fun because it was inflammatory to spam 'jaks on a tranime board, so the inverse to achieve the same level of seethe is to spam tranime on the sharty, but that's undignified. It's becoming increasingly hard to provocatively spam IAS on an IAS website.
Slopjaks were quite the innovation, they surely caused some seethe; in fact, they made me angry enough to write the wiki article which popularised that word. Slopjaks worked because of what I call the effort/seethe ratio. I theorise this is the defining factor of a gem.
- At first, they were posted with 100% sincerely by incredibly angry soyteens wishing to paint their target in as bad of a light as possible, more seethe going into the input than the output.
- Then, they began being shat on for not being "accurate" depictions of numales, but more and more emotional faggots jumped onto that bandwagon; the effort/seethe ratio reversed.
- Then, the gemminess of this seethe became known, and they became widespread. Deliberately sloppy OC is often made but only for the sake of being made, with no production of seethe in mind.
This is utter perfection of the effort/seethe ratio. Made in MS Paint in 3 minutes using line tools. And yet, 5-6 people pasting it into the image field and repeatedly hitting post was enough to send the entire soysphere into a fit of rage lasting weeks. This is the first time soyjaks have generated this much anger since the great troonjak spam on /lgbt/.
If I was still blind, I would criticise it for not mocking anyone. But it does, in a more subtle manner. The classic soyjak made soyboys squeal because it forced them to look themselves in the eye. Lennonjak forces the soyteen look at how angry he's getting over a 'jak and realise he's no less emotional than the soyboys he once made fun of. I love Lennonjak.
