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(In)CelibatePsycho

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Yesterday I got this brown bag with some candies and stuff inside. I thought about putting it in the fridge to protect it but I figured since everything inside the bad was sealed in plastic it would be fine. WRONG! Whichever company seals these shitty peppermint things needs to get there act together because today I saw ten gorillion ants on my table, and I soon realized they were all over my goodie bag too. I ended up throwing away a lot of the stuff in the bag since I was worried they were contaminated but I’m pretty sure only the peppermints were. The peppermints attracted the ants and ruined everything. Anyways since I poured the contents of the bag on the floor there are a bunch of ants all over the floor now. I hope the roaches eat them all alive
 
Only ant species I like are those black skinny fuckers that run like crackheads. They're inoffensive for humans in that they don't bite. Rest of them can be swarmed by termites for all I care
 
I've tasted fried ants before, they serve them on another department, and are considered a delicacy. It tasted like a greasy chicken btw. They're pretty common on cold places, and are herbivorous. In that sense, I've eaten ze bugs
 
lifesucksthenyoudie said:
Boo
I fucking hate ants too, I remember being at this kid's birthday party and trying to eat one of the pizzas they got from Costco only to see that an entire colony of them got to it first
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Fuck that. Infestations are one of my worst fears.
(In)CelibatePsycho said:
Technically the roaches are in the kitchen not my room since I don’t have a room. Good thing I’ll be moving out soon to a nice big house with no roaches in a nice neighborhood filled with white people. The roaches are the problem of whoever moves into the house, not mine
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I would rather live in a car than deal with that. Don’t roaches shit all over the food cabinets and such?
 
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