just broke this boards hymen

HWABAG

HWABAG

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First thread, I just broke this boards hymen.
Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first thread is the most special thread and you'll never experience this board the way I did and this board will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for posting on a board that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.
 
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Afraid you're getting sloppy seconds
 
HWABAG said:
First thread, I just broke this boards hymen.
Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first thread is the most special thread and you'll never experience this board the way I did and this board will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for posting on a board that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.
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The talmud says that if this board is less than 3 weeks old breaking its hymen doesnt count as taking its virginity because it will regrow
 
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