ITT you list your menu ideas for a soyjak themed restaurant

[Donald McDonald]

Title

 

[Sagehardt]

bug burger o algo

 

[LordThrembo]

Beverages:
Sproke
Maggot Milkshake
0 calorie energy drink
Quadruple Filtered Tap Water

Appatizers:
Chocolate-covered cockroaches and/or butterflies
Ant Bites
Cheese Flies

Main Dishes:
Mixed-bug Burger w/ Glutent-Free Buns
Soylent
Vegan Burger
Vegan Hot Dog
Vegan Steak
Buggy pasta

Sides:
Any of the appetizers
Fried Beetles
Congolese Fries (supporting diversity)
Termite Salad

 

[Stephen]

Do I even need to describe my suggestion?

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Do I even need to describe my suggestion?

 

[B_B_GHAST]

The Soytan special!
a poorly made hamburger that’s undercooked, overcooked, frozen and on fire bc soytan is a cute and lovable neet femcel who does not know how to cook for herself.

 

[anglo_bvll]

Shitoko's latinx tacx

 

[Stephen]

The Adminnamefag platter
1. A burnt pineapple
2. A bottle of whiskey labeled “Vodka”
3. Caesar Salad and Macaroni, all coated in a blended fruit smoothie
4. A gold covered bagel(half size, full price)
5. An orange lemon
6. A sautéed radish
7. 4 grey blocks of flavorless soylent packed solid
Side: a cup of MSG