ITT we write Yelp Reviews of the user above us

[1844 or something]

Give a short 1-3 sentence summary of other users ITT. No other rules, you can hate/glaze to your heart's content here. I'd rather keep it to honest summaries, but shitposting is acceptable

(Just realized I can change the title, i accidentally posted the thread before fixing it)

 

[X Immigrant]

User who has had mental issues and suffered much it seems. He has good parents at least, and lives with his dad. He is good at renovation and tending to animals based on his chicken coop he built.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Isn't inflamatory enough for me to either hate or be particularly fond of. I wonder if his pfp means he is brown? Oh he's the chicken guy? Chicken guys are gemmy.
Niggachad pfp replied before me award award.

 

[basil]

gave me amazing advice and the only other aquarist on this website. #praiserabbicory

 

[X Immigrant]

^Acts like a soyboy. Types like a 12 year old. Is a faggot.

I got fucking ignored so let me try this again.

 

[SmallAnus]

He fought the law and the law won

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

gave me amazing advice and the only other aquarist on this website. #praiserabbicory

Jurassic park dinosaur nerd. Spends money on appgames. Really likes garfield for some reason.

 

[1844 or something]

Responds too quickly and makes it look like I'm not participating. Great user that I've never had any problem with

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Probably a brown shitskin like myself. Has nice posts. Made this thread.

 

[Neutralplier]

faggot nigger from the brimstone jarty who posts 'p on his off days i think.
Also he wants the child age consent laws to be lowered to be the first trimester of pregnancy
probably looks like the chad meme from the wojack comics

 

[Stephen]

I’d spam “Built for bibisea” on everyone’s pages, including my own

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

9/10 user, very keyed opinions, Skibidi Toilet fan, sexually active and healthy despite his homosexuality, only thing preventing me from giving him a 10/10 is that he dislikes Fundamental Paper Education.

 

[ILoveCoals]

Autist obsessed with goyslop for twelve-year-olds. Openly homosexual. 9/10 due to them being a skibidiCHAD

 

[AshkeNazi]

actual jartycuck who posts soytan diaper fetish art
may the lord have mercy upon his soul

 

[Stephen]

actual zelligtroon who posts nas coal

 

[Soygoy]

0/5 stars not just for Stephen but every user above me, for not being able to write competent yelp reviews and leaving blatant discrimination, racism and offensive comments in their reviews. None of them even bother to give their actual rating either. >:P

 

[Stephen]

1/5 stars for being a goofy lil bro

 

[Hagon]

from ohio

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

User: Hagon
Rating: 5/10
Review: Mid user, level 1 gyatt, no rizz, but not a beta.

 

[Steve]

XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX is what we in the industry would call "good autism" he's obsessive but doesn't have any real cancerous personality traits that make him insufferable, even if most of his posts are SNCA he can somewhat read a room and knows what he's doing in life. One of the rare people with his disability who can have actual growth even if that lead him to liking FPE and Skibidi Toilet, needs to stop putting images in Rich BB code however 4/5 stars, I hope pixar botches Cars 4.