ITT: We mock science in this thread
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Neutralplier
Make a wish kid
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SCIENCE ISN'T COMPLETELY 100% FACTUALLY ACCURATE EVERY SINGLE TIME?
>YOU'RE FUCKING BOOMER MENTALITY WONT LET YOU ACCEPT REALITY AND Snopes.com (even doe they're basically the same thing doe because they fact check everything).
>IF THERE WAS LITERALLY NO SCIENCE THEN WE WOULD BE LIVING IN A DARK AGE WHERE WE WOULD EAT MONKEY NUTS ALL DAY, OK DENIER!?!?
>anyways im going to eat bug genitals and water bottles because the WEF told me that it prolongs the lifespan of africanus niggerus or something
>YOU'RE FUCKING BOOMER MENTALITY WONT LET YOU ACCEPT REALITY AND Snopes.com (even doe they're basically the same thing doe because they fact check everything).
>IF THERE WAS LITERALLY NO SCIENCE THEN WE WOULD BE LIVING IN A DARK AGE WHERE WE WOULD EAT MONKEY NUTS ALL DAY, OK DENIER!?!?
>anyways im going to eat bug genitals and water bottles because the WEF told me that it prolongs the lifespan of africanus niggerus or something
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Spas
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>FOR THE LAST TIME... EARTH. IS. ROUND.
>NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M DIGGING TO CHINA
>NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M DIGGING TO CHINA
ILoveVesna
(#e4c785) [#ae392f] And Ayesha too!
>NOOOO NOTHING MATTERS IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS IN THE INDIFFERENT UNIVERSE AND WE ARE ALL JUST THINKING HAIRLESS APES ON A ROCK MADE OF STARDUST ORBITING A BALL OF FLAMING GAS!!!!!
>OH MEIN FAUCI IS THAT THE NEW COVID BOOSTERINO!!! MUST COONSOOM!!!!
>OH MEIN FAUCI IS THAT THE NEW COVID BOOSTERINO!!! MUST COONSOOM!!!!
UltraSoyLord
Jaking Lord of Old Qway
>There is no proof God doesn't exist
>OH. MY. FAUCI... A CLUMP OF CELLS ON... A DIFFERENT PLANET FAR AWAY???? WUH???? ALIENS! UFOS! THESE BACTERIA CELLS ARE SO HECKING INTELLECTUAL, WE'VE MADE A DISCOVERY OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE!!!
>N-NO STOP FUCKING CRYING YOU STUPID BITCH I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR 9-MONTH BAB-- I MEAN YOUR 9-MONTH CLUMP OF CELLS BECAUSE WE'RE OVERPOPULATED AND IT'S GOING TO BE A DETRIMENT ON THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION! NOW SHOOT THE CHILD-- I MEAN THE CLUMP OF CELLS OUT OF YOUR BODY ALREADY SO THAT I CAN STAB IT IN THE THROA-- I MEAN IN THE CELL!
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istanbul
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>ITT We leak from our clitties
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SoytanEnthusiast
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>What do you mean I can't be a woman, chud? But gender is different from sex. Who made the term gender? I don't know, it was probably always a word. It was made by a Jewish pedophile? You're a transphobic, racist, nazi, chudcel! My chromosomes don't equate to my gend-AAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
I'm gonna derail for a moment because imaginary numbers are a real thing they just exist off of the normal number line so I hate seeing it used as an example. If reals ran from left to right, the square root of negative 1 (definition of imaginary) would have it run up and down (anything that's a multiplication of the two forms is a complex), its a dumb name that was coined by a man who wanted to discount their legitimacy, while they ended up being a real thing and are used in the real world the name stuck.>CHUD NO SCIENCE IS CONSISTENT WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE "IMAGINARY NUMBERS" AND "ANTI-MATTER" INSTEAD OF ADMITTING THAT OUR MODEL IS FLAWED
DonutHole
Grand Sage of Pork [#107C10] LOVER
its just a joke nigga dont take it too seriously
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DonutHole
Grand Sage of Pork [#107C10] LOVER
Shame on you for spoonfeeding me.
Chairman
Other only linux user on the blog
I cannot name a single great scientist who was an atheist. Newton, Faraday, and Euler were Christians. Even Muslims have some scientists, like Al Khwarizmi. No atheists. Even the more recent ones aren't comfortable calling themselves atheists, preferring the title of agnostic (like Einstein). The only atheist scientists are pop-scientists appeasing Redditors and PhD's built for TSP (Tiny Soyboy Pecker). Also, Neil deGrasse Nigger is not a scientist.
DonutHole
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You've only named scientists from hundreds of years ago. Most recent scientists that worked on space programmes have been atheists.
