ITT we make ultimate showdown parody

[ILoveVesna]

Old Brooty Broot was hopping around
Schloggy City like a big playground
When suddenly Blackhawk burst from the shade
And hit Broot with a yap grenade
Broot got pissed and began to tranny react
But didn't expect to be blocked by Weebhunter

 

[Weebhunter3000]

Marge what is an ultimate showdown parody.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Marge what is an ultimate showdown parody.

McChallenge

 

[condolana]

I am pretty sure that Ultimate Showdown is a song about characters from different forms of media such as TV shows or movies fighting each other in a big battle or however the slop is consoomed.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

We should write a 2000 line long history of the schlog instead doe

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Who proceeded to try and kill the urgent ‘cord
When ILoveVesna came to save the board
And he started calling Broot a stupid nigger

 

[ILoveVesna]

Then they both got ran over by blackhawk in a shitter
But before he can make it back to the schizo cave
Brickshithouse popped out of his grave
And pulled a trvthnvke right out of his crack
Making blackhawk want to go ack
But then he said "Shit" and ran away
Because X Immigrant came to save the day

 

[Soygoy]

This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate GEGgery
Keyed chads, coal cobsons and meltdowns, as far as the eye can see
And billions must die now, except for one lucky
This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate GEGgery

 

[Soygoy]

Then they both got ran over by blackhawk in a shitter
But before he can make it back to the schizo cave
Brickshithouse popped out of his grave
And pulled a trvthnvke right out of his crack
Making blackhawk want to ack
But then he said "Shit" and ran away
Because X Immigrant came to save the day

next line is about godzilla taking a bite out of optimus prime if you can come up with something including me
(because i am an apple) then that'd be cool. otherwise i guess broot is going to bite X Immigrant because he has rabies or something

 

[Chesnaught]

Can I be thrown in somewhere at the part where all Gandalf, Mussolini and all the Power Rangers, etc. appear?

 

[Soygoy]

make sure to include princessparkles and xher trooniggery