Chud Itt: we find bad fanfictions

I read the first chapter of this and actually enjoyed, what does that say abt me?
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i know something made by a literal [REDACTED BY ORDER OF FDL] that i’m not linking or mentioning by name because it’s a vomit inducing cognitohazard
no i’m not joking, the last Ϫ times i got sick for more than a day were because of one particularly vantablack abomination which i’m not telling you guys about (for now) since i don’t hate the majority of this site’s users

all i’ll hint towards is that it’s a rpgmaker game
 
i know something made by a literal [REDACTED BY ORDER OF FDL] that i’m not linking or mentioning by name because it’s a vomit inducing cognitohazard
no i’m not joking, the last Ϫ times i got sick for more than a day were because of one particularly vantablack abomination which i’m not telling you guys about (for now) since i don’t hate the majority of this site’s users

all i’ll hint towards is that it’s a rpgmaker game
there's a lot of pretty sickening rpgmakers games nigga
 
there's a lot of pretty sickening rpgmakers games nigga
except the one i don’t want to name is relevant because, either through morbid curiosity, sunk cost fallacy, having a peanut gallery (even if it was just one person), or having nothing better to do, i’ve actually played through it (or at least up to the most recent version’s content)
fortunately its brimstone nigger hell shit is thankfully mostly confined to one thankfully optional and very easy to miss route which i’ve only heard second hand stuff about (it’s pretty fucking shit), but another source of the vomit inducing terribleness is the fact that it violates so many game design and storytelling principles that it’s not even funny

BUUUUT to be honest if someone who isn’t retarded were to hijack its development and completely remove that crime against storytelling, game design, usable map count (since it’s a RPG maker game) and game development practices then the game itself could become acceptable given that most of the bad stuff outside of that retarded waste of development time is merely coal at worst (or good ideas executed badly that can be easily salvaged), and potentially pretty good after basically rebuilding the ship of theseus to make room for major improvements since the game is literal spaghetti on the inside but that’s neither here nor there

not gonna go into detail about the “how” part of salvaging this lump of carbon because wordswordswords and also the haters will sabotage me, but just know something will be in the works

and yes, said salvage operation will involve adding actual honest-to-Cob gems and turning the parts of it that have potential (that’s wasted due to a retarded niggerfaggot tunnel visionary dev) into gems
 
except the one i don’t want to name is relevant because, either through morbid curiosity, sunk cost fallacy, having a peanut gallery (even if it was just one person), or having nothing better to do, i’ve actually played through it (or at least up to the most recent version’s content)
fortunately its brimstone nigger hell shit is thankfully mostly confined to one thankfully optional and very easy to miss route which i’ve only heard second hand stuff about (it’s pretty fucking shit), but another source of the vomit inducing terribleness is the fact that it violates so many game design and storytelling principles that it’s not even funny

BUUUUT to be honest if someone who isn’t retarded were to hijack its development and completely remove that crime against storytelling, game design, usable map count (since it’s a RPG maker game) and game development practices then the game itself could become acceptable given that most of the bad stuff outside of that retarded waste of development time is merely coal at worst (or good ideas executed badly that can be easily salvaged), and potentially pretty good after basically rebuilding the ship of theseus to make room for major improvements since the game is literal spaghetti on the inside but that’s neither here nor there

not gonna go into detail about the “how” part of salvaging this lump of carbon because wordswordswords and also the haters will sabotage me, but just know something will be in the works

and yes, said salvage operation will involve adding actual honest-to-Cob gems and turning the parts of it that have potential (that’s wasted due to a retarded niggerfaggot tunnel visionary dev) into gems
Not a rpgmaker game but theres this game called Lakeview Valley where you get raped by a 6 year old

also i wanna know [angry]
 
also i wanna know [angry]
I’ll reveal it once i have the next updated version needed to hijack the game’s development and chud it up by removing unnecessary shit and adding cool stuff people actually want like fixing the game’s balance, letting players handhold cute OMGSISAs, and making the story not a fucking idiot plot

I’m avoiding naming it not out of embarassment for having played it, but because of slowburn reasons (because letting the name slip and having foodistnigger spies dox someone ahead of schedule would fuck up my plans)
when I do have what I need (and therefore no longer need to slowburn) I’ll allow myself to directly mention it (or anything that has a connection to it) since at that point someone relevant to the plans getting sent pizzas wouldn’t interfere

for now, just know that something is in the works.
 
I’ll reveal it once i have the next updated version needed to hijack the game’s development and chud it up by removing unnecessary shit and adding cool stuff people actually want like fixing the game’s balance, letting players handhold cute OMGSISAs, and making the story not a fucking idiot plot

I’m avoiding naming it not out of embarassment for having played it, but because of slowburn reasons (because letting the name slip and having foodistnigger spies dox someone ahead of schedule would fuck up my plans)
when I do have what I need (and therefore no longer need to slowburn) I’ll allow myself to directly mention it (or anything that has a connection to it) since at that point someone relevant to the plans getting sent pizzas wouldn’t interfere

for now, just know that something is in the works.
is it jap or western?
 
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