In the thread we will all talk like a ESL.

[snuffereet]

Good Morning Everyone. Today I will make a thread on this website to we all talk like an ESL. And make sure to avoid speaking like an English. Thank you.

 

[snuffereet]

Hi all. Today I will have to go to get some blood work so they can see what is my blood. I am not worried about the needle giving me pain. However, I am excited to eat food afterwards because I am forbidden from eating any foods until the blood is draw.

 

[Jimb0]

Today was I at school, I was helping to make the new motor at my boat today. at this moment I wait for the buss to my home

 

[snuffereet]

Today was I at school, I was helping to make the new motor at my boat today. at this moment I wait for the buss to my home

I find this very interesting? Is the motor used on the boat a similar one to the bus? Or should I say that the boat can go fast on water or land? And how fast can the boat go in comparison of the bus? Thank you.

 

[Jimb0]

I find this very interesting? Is the motor used on the boat a similar one to the bus? Or should I say that the boat can go fast on water or land? And how fast can the boat go in comparison of the bus? Thank you.

It is very interesting, I learn sea man at school. No buss is electricity, I not understand question about water and all boat go slow because boat is not small but big but slow but weigh many. Thank you for question

 

[snuffereet]

It is very interesting, I learn sea man at school. No buss is electricity, I not understand question about water and all boat go slow because boat is not small but big but slow but weigh many. Thank you for question

Did you learn with seaman on the boat or inside of the school? Was he there to talk about the boat or was he supposed to be a teacher? Did the boat did he make it himself?

 

[soyjack]

thats not how esl talk you ignorant goyim

esl dont know any idioms, they confuse "on, of, in, at etc", they confuse past tenses, translate some sentences word by word from their first language and they are brown

 

[Jimb0]

thats not how esl talk you ignorant goyim

esl dont know any idioms, they confuse "on, of, in, at etc", they confuse past tenses, translate some sentences word by word from their first language and they are brown

I'm esl I would know better nigga

 

[snuffereet]

thats not how esl talk you ignorant goyim

esl dont know any idioms, they confuse "on, of, in, at etc", they confuse past tenses, translate some sentences word by word from their first language and they are brown

That happen to be how I see how ESL talks like on the internet and through messages. Sorry for the inconvenience

 

[megathread]

We ESLS are aryan as fuck lol Hitler was ESL while his (((enemies))) were EFL (Roosevelt and Churchill)

 

[soyjack]

kill all goyim

 

[1844 or Something]

thats not how esl talk you ignorant goyim

esl dont know any idioms, they confuse "on, of, in, at etc", they confuse past tenses, translate some sentences word by word from their first language and they are brown

Whiter of you