thread_prefix.23 If your parents found lipstick in your room, what would they think?

[SoytanEnthusiast]

What would they?

 

[Stephen]

One of my sisters must have forgotten about it in there for some reason, not my problem

 

[Zondien]

Using lipstick is for cucks. We should eat lipstick instead

 

[evandoe]

I share room with my sister so they would think it's her

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

I'd probably kill myself at this point, I'm not doing very well with my parents. It's scary because I have an older sister and she could frame me if she wanted to.

 

[Stephen]

I'd probably kill myself at this point, I'm not doing very well with my parents. It's scary because I have an older sister and she could frame me if she wanted to.

Nothing would happen doe, you would be fine
If she plants lipstick or whatever just dont touch it so it doesnt have your prints

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

idk

 

[ribbon]

Neither but they'd probably think I'm eating it and they'd be right

 

[Twostripe]

My mom had probably misplaced it

 

[NiggerRigger]

I don't have a sister or a girlfriend.

 

[Steve]

I'd probably kill myself at this point, I'm not doing very well with my parents. It's scary because I have an older sister and she could frame me if she wanted to.

What's up with your parents?

 

[basil]

i don’t live with my parents

 

[8doe]

misplaced by my mother or sister probably
that or i get a REAL talking to and chance of being disowned by my parents

 

[Steve]

i don’t live with my parents

You did the last time you mentioned where you live, did they kick you out?

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

What's up with your parents?

It's a cliche but I didn't have a good relationship with my father growing up, and I never have. He has a habit of going ballistic (especially because of his tourette's) and we just don't get along. There have been nights where I genuinely wondered if he was going to kill me in my sleep. I still love him though, and I feel guilty about how I've treated him.

 

[basil]

You did the last time you mentioned where you live, did they kick you out?

why is that your first assumption

 

[Steve]

It's a cliche but I didn't have a good relationship with my father growing up, and I never have. He has a habit of going ballistic (especially because of his tourette's) and we just don't get along. There have been nights where I genuinely wondered if he was going to kill me in my sleep. I still love him though, and I feel guilty about how I've treated him.

How stereotypical, also wtf.

why is that your first assumption

It's funnier than asking if you've moved.

 

[Victorio]

They know I would introduce my girlfriend. I don't hide things or lie to them, so if I was seemingly hiding something like that, they would probably think I was gay.

 

[Twostripe]

It's a cliche but I didn't have a good relationship with my father growing up, and I never have. He has a habit of going ballistic (especially because of his tourette's) and we just don't get along. There have been nights where I genuinely wondered if he was going to kill me in my sleep. I still love him though, and I feel guilty about how I've treated him.

Why would he go apeshit over lipstick in your room doe? Mine would probably think I got it from somebody

 

[NiggerRigger]

Why you even asked this?