If you have ever had sex or been in a relationship, this website is not for you

[Konata]

Problem?

 

[Satoko]

Problem?

Are you still a virgin?!
In your adulthood!?!?!

 

[WH15KeY]

What if it was a fake e-relationship?

 

[Konata]

What if it was a fake e-relationship?

Depends on how long it lasted

 

[WH15KeY]

Depends on how long it lasted

Uh, like multiple ones, but they lasted months.

 

[Konata]

Uh, like multiple ones, but they lasted months.

You’re done

 

[WH15KeY]

Depends on how long it lasted

and what if you had girls send nudes to you, and had two finger themselves to you tbh

 

[HWABAG]

and what if you had girls send nudes to you, and had two finger themselves to you tbh

GTFO fakecel

 

[WH15KeY]

GTFO fakecel

hehehe

 

[14NateHiggers88]

I got my dick sucked today thoughever.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I got my dick sucked today thoughever.

Congratulations, how was it? What did the girl look like

 

[14NateHiggers88]

Congratulations, how was it? What did the girl look like

Girl? It was a guy in his 50's and we know one another quite well. We went out again to a gay dance club yesterday, I spent the night at his place. In the morning I got my dick sucked again and we also did a nice hike before I went back home. I never liked guys but it much beats being lonely.

 

[Bobr]

Erm sex is gross I'm asexual.

 

[soy beer]

Depends on how long it lasted

Not him obviously, but mine lasted 7 months.

 

[baqqrih]

Erm sex is gross I'm asexual.

You must like warm milk, too, you aceggot.

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

You must like warm milk, too, you aceggot.

I get the reference geg; Chuddy and Bernd getting angry then getting into an argument over asexuals and milk at a coffee shop.

 

[soy beer]

I get the reference geg; Chuddy and Bernd getting angry then getting into an argument over asexuals and milk at a coffee shop.

>I get the reference geg; Chuddy and Bernd getting angry then getting into an argument over asexuals and milk at a coffee shop.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

If you ever ate a woman out, it tastes like coins.

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

If you ever ate a woman out, it tastes like coins.

Based off my experience this is true.

 

[baqqrih]

If you ever ate a woman out, it tastes like coins.

Wait, is that why Jews are so into that sort of stuff?