Serious I wanna learn Dutch

[ISTANBUL]

Ever since I watched a short video on how to read the Maya's Sweet 16, I've been playing TF2 and been able to read what peoples names are. This fascinates me and I love being able to read other language scripts, so, I wanna learn Dutch. I think the future is Dutch, all Nederlands are based and there seem to be a lot of them everywhere I go. So, I wanna learn Dutch, but I don't wanna use duolingo because Duolingo is for fucking babies and the voices and characters are fucking terrible. Should I use anki or something? Get fluent in watching ongezellig first and read some sentences alongside? What grammar system does Dutch use, SOV or SVO?

Is there a good place to start with this or should I just suck up my pride and use the fucking baby applications or attempt to suffer with Anki o algo.

 

[Hagon]

Sage

 

[ISTANBUL]

Sage

negated

 

[Fortuna]

Dutch sounds so disgusting.

 

[Hagon]

negated

Reported for derailing in a serious thread

 

[Gem Control]

Dutch sounds so disgusting.

unnatural language

 

[Imperator]

Sage.

 

[JoelWarlock]

Dutch is like a combination of English and German

 

[лисиця]

gemmy 'pasta