Because liberal democracy is, like, bad, you know? There's no way to have a secular, liberal democracy up in your country and not expect to eventually get subverted by outside actors trying to destroy all aspects of your culture.
The consensus agreed upon by the soyentific community and backed up by multiple peer-reviewed studies is that I am indian.
My favorite 'jak variants are the original soyak and gapejak, specifically the wholesome subvariant.
My least favorite one is probably the two pointing soyjaks because it got immediately approapiated by normalfags and it spawned massive amounts of brimstone