Discussion I could totally survive every natural disaster

[Rot]

Hurricane: I’d run/drive away

Tornado: I’d run/drive away

Earthquake: I’d go outside in the open and not die

Thunderstorm: I’d go inside or lay flat on the ground. If I do get struck by lightning then I think I’d survive.

Meteor Shower: I’d look at the ground and see the meteors’ shadows, and I’d now that that area will get hit with a meteor, so I’d just avoid it. If it’s an overcast sky then I’d look up and run out of the meteors’ way

Volcano: Lava is slow so I’d just run away

Flood: I can swim

Tsunami: I would say I’d surf it, but I don’t know how to surf so I’d just dive through the big wave and then swim to safety afterwards. I’m not as confident in this one as the rest.

Hail: I’d power through it

Acid Raid: I’d power through it/seek cover

Wild Fire: I’d run away

Plague: I’d survive

This isn’t overconfidence btw I know my own strength and capabilities I’d survive. What about you?

 

[Gem Control]

 

[Rot]

No I wouldn’t be targeted by the pedophile

 

[Steve]

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Wtf is going on in Elephant Hotel bruh, that place is filled with pedophiles regardless.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Hurricane: I’d run/drive away

Tornado: I’d run/drive away

Earthquake: I’d go outside in the open and not die

Thunderstorm: I’d go inside or lay flat on the ground. If I do get struck by lightning then I think I’d survive.

Meteor Shower: I’d look at the ground and see the meteors’ shadows, and I’d now that that area will get hit with a meteor, so I’d just avoid it. If it’s an overcast sky then I’d look up and run out of the meteors’ way

Volcano: Lava is slow so I’d just run away

Flood: I can swim

Tsunami: I would say I’d surf it, but I don’t know how to surf so I’d just dive through the big wave and then swim to safety afterwards. I’m not as confident in this one as the rest.

Hail: I’d power through it

Acid Raid: I’d power through it/seek cover

Wild Fire: I’d run away

Plague: I’d survive

This isn’t overconfidence btw I know my own strength and capabilities I’d survive. What about you?

What if the earth opened up beneath you and you feel down and died

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

heat death of the universe?

 

[terrycrews]

What if I punched you in the face

 

[Rot]

What if the earth opened up beneath you and you feel down and died

I think I’d still survive if I grabbed onto one of the edges real quick. That way I wouldn’t fall and die.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

What if I punched you in the face

I think that'd do less damage than most of the things he listed

 

[Rot]

heat death of the universe?

I’d wear shorts

 

[terrycrews]

I think that'd do less damage than most of the things he listed

What if I shot him then

 

[Fagon]

I could survive all of these + i'm whiter

 

[Yes]

Hurricane: I’d run/drive away

Tornado: I’d run/drive away

Earthquake: I’d go outside in the open and not die

Thunderstorm: I’d go inside or lay flat on the ground. If I do get struck by lightning then I think I’d survive.

Meteor Shower: I’d look at the ground and see the meteors’ shadows, and I’d now that that area will get hit with a meteor, so I’d just avoid it. If it’s an overcast sky then I’d look up and run out of the meteors’ way

Volcano: Lava is slow so I’d just run away

Flood: I can swim

Tsunami: I would say I’d surf it, but I don’t know how to surf so I’d just dive through the big wave and then swim to safety afterwards. I’m not as confident in this one as the rest.

Hail: I’d power through it

Acid Raid: I’d power through it/seek cover

Wild Fire: I’d run away

Plague: I’d survive

This isn’t overconfidence btw I know my own strength and capabilities I’d survive. What about you?

tsunami easier to survive by being out on the water
acid rain is not that bad actually

 

[Rot]

What if I shot him then

Well if your punch game is weak then you’d probably miss, but even if you didn’t the gun you would be using would be something to suit your strength so I don’t think it’d do much damage.

 

[Fagon]

could you survive getting run over by a car?

 

[Yes]

this has to be some sort of marge inducing joke

 

[Rot]

could you survive getting run over by a car?

I totally could, but probably not a big car

 

[terrycrews]

Well if your punch game is weak then you’d probably miss, but even if you didn’t the gun you would be using would be something to suit your strength so I don’t think it’d do much damage.

That doesn't make sense dude you can't dodge a bullet

 

[Rot]

That doesn't make sense dude you can't dodge a bullet

I’m not saying I’d dodge I’m saying you’d miss

 

[terrycrews]

I’m not saying I’d dodge I’m saying you’d miss

How would I miss dude it's probably super easy