How do you even get a girlfriend?

[Jakomir]

I don't understand how people just get girlfriends out of sudden.

 

[1844 or something]

Be nice to mentally ill fat women with no standards/self-esteem

 

[Redditor]

Target barcode arms, they're easy to groom into becoming your GF.

 

[SmallAnus]

We won't tell you. It's a secret

 

[MoonMetropolis]

 

[Fortuna]

I think some people might be destined to never find their soulmate. I know I probably won't. So it might just be easier to give up and find happiness alone.