I really liked the soyjak "7inchjak" from the 'arty (late soot era i think?) but I lost my copies and the booru doesn't seem to have him. He had a huge distorted head/cranium and was smuggly flipping off the camera with his tiny little finger. He was some variant of gapejak but no gaping. His catch phrase was "I have a 7 inch dick" or maybe he called it a pecker.