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Hello. When I was a child my dad bought a Blu-Ray of The Dark Knight Rises. I knew nothing about the movie except for the fact it had Batman, and that was all I needed to be excited to watch it. I even checked Rotten Tomatoes and saw that the movie had a “Fresh” rating, so it had to be good!
When I saw the movie, I was surprisingly bored. I couldn’t believe how bored I was. Batman was barely in the fucking movie! Instead I had to watch some gay retard try to climb out of a hole for like half an hour, and when Batman did show up, he was getting his ass beat! The villain was boring too, he wasn’t cool like the Joker, it was just some manlet who talked funny and wore a gay mask. As I was an elementary schooler, I didn’t care much for women and thus I didn’t care much for Catwoman either (even though I had more friends that were girls in elementary school than in any other period of my life).
I didn’t know what to think. I was truly, honestly bored with what I just saw, but everyone said it was LE GOOD. Rotten Tomatoes said it was good. The general public said it was good, so it was good, right? I was just a kid who didn’t know best. When I saw Iron Man 3 in theaters and told everyone I thought it was “okay”, I got shat on for being “wrong.” So that was the opinion I forced onto myself as a cope, that I liked The Dark Knight Rises, yeah I could never bring myself to watch it again but I definitely, most certainly liked the movie.
Many years later, I discovered Baneposting. Through Baneposting I saw a lot of other people who were making fun of how dumb the movie was, and it made me realize that I didn’t like The Dark Knight Rises, in fact, I fucking hated it. Every time I see someone post that something would be “extremely painful” or how “no one cared until they put on the mask”, I feel a sense of relief, that I’m not alone in how much I hated this awful movie.
When I saw the movie, I was surprisingly bored. I couldn’t believe how bored I was. Batman was barely in the fucking movie! Instead I had to watch some gay retard try to climb out of a hole for like half an hour, and when Batman did show up, he was getting his ass beat! The villain was boring too, he wasn’t cool like the Joker, it was just some manlet who talked funny and wore a gay mask. As I was an elementary schooler, I didn’t care much for women and thus I didn’t care much for Catwoman either (even though I had more friends that were girls in elementary school than in any other period of my life).
I didn’t know what to think. I was truly, honestly bored with what I just saw, but everyone said it was LE GOOD. Rotten Tomatoes said it was good. The general public said it was good, so it was good, right? I was just a kid who didn’t know best. When I saw Iron Man 3 in theaters and told everyone I thought it was “okay”, I got shat on for being “wrong.” So that was the opinion I forced onto myself as a cope, that I liked The Dark Knight Rises, yeah I could never bring myself to watch it again but I definitely, most certainly liked the movie.
Many years later, I discovered Baneposting. Through Baneposting I saw a lot of other people who were making fun of how dumb the movie was, and it made me realize that I didn’t like The Dark Knight Rises, in fact, I fucking hated it. Every time I see someone post that something would be “extremely painful” or how “no one cared until they put on the mask”, I feel a sense of relief, that I’m not alone in how much I hated this awful movie.
