Help me with suicide

[FNF]

Hello, I have been depressed for the past 25 years. How do I win over my survival instinct when attempting to hang myself?
Oh, and I'm trans btw if that matters

 

[Chudittical]

typically, id tell you to ward off these feeling because you are so valid as a trans individual, but you're a jartycuck, so uhh gradual exposure to fear-inducing situations can desensitize the survival response.

 

[Gemerald]

saw this post from the front page and was extremely disappointed to find out chudittical just replied to it instead of being the OP of the thread

 

[Oot]

Ask on the Jarty, if anyone ever replies maybe you'll get your answer

 

[istanbul]

you should call the suicide hotline or however the default reddit reply goes

 

[Fagon]

wire me all your money before you kys
Selfish Little Fuck

 

[Chudittical]

saw this post from the front page and was extremely disappointed to find out chudittical just replied to it instead of being the OP of the thread

dude what the frickin heck!!

 

[princessparkles]

if your survival instinct takes over then you’re not depressed enough. go drink some water and have a nice meal, workout and GET ABS! CANT BE DEPRESSED WITH ABS

 

[GuroGOD]

dont commit suicide and join russian forces

 

[Oot]

dont commit suicide and join russian forces

literally the same thing thoughever, if you don't die in Ukraine, you'll get raped and kys after

 

[Spas]

Very poorly worded title

 

[istanbul]

Very poorly worded title

Poor how?

 

[basil]

you're not over 25.

 

[Spas]

Poor how?

As if you're asking us to assist in you suicide

 

[istanbul]

As if you're asking us to assist in you suicide

That's what he's asking for though, Bogdan

 

[Spas]

That's what he's asking for though, Bogdan

Oh shit he really is
That's grim

 

[istanbul]

Oh shit he really is
That's grim

I think the "im trans btw if that matters" gives away that it is a joke

 

[Spas]

I think the "im trans btw if that matters" gives away that it is a joke

oh shit it really is
that's funny

 

[istanbul]

oh shit it really is
that's funny

indeed

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

I heard there was some suicide forum where people help you kill yourself. Some jewtuber made a video about it but the video was probably really inaccurate. I can’t be sure tho cause I never used the forum