help a nigga spark one

[raepson industries .ltc]

theres a girl in my college who looks like coco from fartzellig but with a hijab how do i rizz her up without going to jail

 

[basil]

what??

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

what??

what what?

 

[condolana]

Use the charm of your namesake, it's a proven, fact checked method you know.

 

[Soygoy]

go up to her, grab her pussy and tell her that you're gonna make it blow harder than the twin towers
you'll get that epic victory royale

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

sry besties i forgot to add the "out" to "without" because i have autism, ADD, ADHD, tinnitus, schizophrenia and stage 9 brain cancer sry pls understand my condition

 

[amethyst]

use this W rizz pickup line: Do you have a map of Ohio? Because I keep getting lost in your amazing digital circus.

 

[basil]

go up to her, grab her pussy and tell her that you're gonna make it blow harder than the twin towers
you'll get that epic victory royale

use this W rizz pickup line: Do you have a map of Ohio? Because I keep getting lost in your amazing digital circus.

both of you aren't funny.

 

[Fagon]

call her a stupid bitch a few times, women love when you neg them.

 

[AshkeNazi]

theres a girl in my college who looks like coco from fartzellig but with a hijab how do i rizz her up without going to jail

ask her what her favorite hadith is

 

[Oot]

You cannot be with a girl who wears a hijab unless you're Muslim, xhe will not allow you to marry her. We know you do not have the rizz necessary to do so anyways thoughever, just give up and settle for a land whale.

 

[Soygoy]

You cannot be with a girl who wears a hijab unless you're Muslim, xhe will not allow you to marry her. We know you do not have the rizz necessary to do so anyways thoughever, just give up and settle for a land whale.

dont listen to soyman
you can fuck the muslim out of her
make sure you tell her that shes a bad little muslim from now on, but also an honorary aryan goddess.
is there a thing for that? like i just made it up but i wonder if like a "WHITED" exists for muslims

 

[Fagon]

dont listen to soyman
you can fuck the muslim out of her
make sure you tell her that shes a bad little muslim from now on, but also an honorary aryan goddess.
is there a thing for that? like i just made it up but i wonder if like a "WHITED" exists for muslims

yeah people say "bleached"

 

[Soygoy]

yeah people say "bleached"

cant wait for "CHRISTENED" next

 

[Fagon]

cant wait for "CHRISTENED" next

doesn't exist because premarital sex is a sin and you cannot marry a non-Christian

 

[Soygoy]

doesn't exist because premarital sex is a sin and you cannot marry a non-Christian

yeah but hear me out right what if it was like
there was a woman whos a sinner
so jesus christ blasts all the sin out of her pussy
hear me out

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

yeah but hear me out right what if it was like
there was a woman whos a sinner
so jesus christ blasts all the sin out of her pussy
hear me out

Jesus was a virgin you pagay

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

both of you aren't funny.

Hates fun award

 

[Soygoy]

Jesus was a virgin you pagay

yeah but mary probably wasn't
or eve.
also a man as handsome as jesus? seriously? how can jesus be a virgin?

 

[Soygoy]

Jesus was a virgin you pagay

jesus was the sin blasted out of mary's pussy