Give me painting ideas for soyjak art parodies

[Lism]

I have a week of free time before I go to skewl. Would like to shart out some gemmies on the 'oo'u

 

[Weebhunter3000]

 

[Stephen]

Bonaparte at the Pont d'Arcole​

I would like to see a heroic figure with rallying forth the Sharty both in its history and for future 'teens. This painting is great and very powerful when you look at it through the lens of Napoleonic history. It stems from a major battle during his first campaign, where Napoleon's talent as a commander started to really bloom. There are stumbles and faults, successes and counter-attacks, with Napoleon himself standing on a mound in front of hundreds of his men cowering under the fear of Austrian gunfire, waving a flag and urging his men onwards, to no avail. The Battle of Arcole is a narrow and bloody Napoleonic victory, which I feel mixes will with the Sharty's history of gems, coaly logs, and existential threats.

 

[Lism]

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Oh... This one's not bad!

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

 

[Stephen]

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Both as Kuz btw

 

[ILoveCoals]

I have the best idea. Giovanni Gasparro is a chuddy artist who painted the killing of Simon of Trent(you can read normies complaining about it here). You should redraw it as a bunch of trannies about to cut a baby's dick off.

 

[AshkeNazi]

Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks

 

[soysoog]

>asks for paintings
>doesn't make any soyjaks

 

[Stephen]

Took so long someone made something similar to my request

 

[Swede]

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never made classicjak parodies Ill try to make this one on the weekends