Gemocracy

[ImSchizophrenicThough]

This is an open letter to the administration of soyjak dot blog and soot or whatever sound the neovagina makes when dilating.
I have observed mod elections, and this implementation of rule, rule by lesser over the many, as is all rule, is suboptimal for the purposes of running a bald guy with glasses related website
Firstly, elections in general assume voters make rational, conscientious decisions, which is not the case for a snca jannie.
Secondly, the users that do care deeply are transgendered, and lastly, this selection process has no relation to the "gimmick" of this website.
These problems could be fixed if dada changed my diaper, and GEM ELECTIONS were to be implemented.
This involves:
1: registering to vote and the abolition of voter anonymity.
2: Candidates submit an OC prior to the election.
3: Voters are presented the submissions and can vote "gem" or "coal" for each one.
4: The candidate that submitted the OC with the most "gem" responses becomes mod.
5: The voters' pfp becomes the coalliest brimstone they voooted for.
6: The incumbent mods' pfp becomes their (gem) sumbission.
Or however the dredle is spun at hanukkah.
@DOLL do this

 

[Watt]

>messages 104

 

[alonso]

This could be interesting, But the /dem/ board exists so it could work or it could fail miserably

 

[basil]

We are never doing another janny election

i was banned during that time but i wondered why that even happened

 

[alonso]

This could be interesting, But the /dem/ board exists so it could work or it could fail miserably

like the next admin could be a worse version of FROOT, So I would stay from voting

 

[dino]

We are never doing another janny election

chimperator won

 

[basil]

It was a dumb idea and you should never put people in charge based on popularity

that’s how it’s always been in soyjak st history

also how r new members of the closet being chosen

 

[dino]

constantly fighting in jannycord and refusing to listen to admins

thats aryan jannycuck

 

[ImSchizophrenicThough]

It was a dumb idea and you should never put people in charge based on popularity

Figured it out too late award

 

[jimbo]

just make me janny for when one of you mods eventually get demoted tbh

 

[basil]

Nope

It doesn't matter because we don't need new jannies

>nope

kuz era niggas were just chosen because they knew kuz

 

[Watt]

It was a dumb idea and you should never put people in charge based on popularity

What? How could you NOT want your voting candidate be JIMBO, he's popular enough.

 

[basil]

That's nepotism, not popularity

eh that’s true i guess

 

[alonso]

just make me janny for when one of you mods eventually get demoted tbh

No, The soysphere has suffered enough from FROOT's incompetency

 

[ImSchizophrenicThough]

I figured it out on day 0. It just took Doll two janny elections to realize it was a horrible idea

Well since you have already committed (because I say so) now's the best time to double down

 

[jimbo]

What? How could you NOT want your voting candidate be JIMBO, he's popular enough.
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make schlog great again
jimbo 2025

 

[Watt]

>jimbo gigareacting ignoring the image.

 

[ImSchizophrenicThough]

Fuck no

Look, it cant possibly be any worse than whats already been tried, you've got nothing to lose. Line can only go up.

 

[Watt]

Look, it cant possibly be any worse than whats already been tried, you've got nothing to lose. Line can only go up.

Yea and then you don't get people who'd be fit for the job, you just get people who can yap the most.

 

[alonso]

Look, it cant possibly be any worse than whats already been tried, you've got nothing to lose. Line can only go up.

We haven't hit rock bottom again just yet