Discussion Fishtank.Live

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

In case you are unaware of Fishtank.Live is it's a reality TV show created by Sam Hyde and Jet Neptune where they lock 8-10 people in a house for 30-40 days and make them do challenges. One person will eventually win and get a grand prize.
The majority of the show is ran by Jet Neptune (better known as Jet Neptroon), a fat retard and former /r9k/ tripfagger who got doxed by his own dad on 4cuck. He is a terrible showrunner and constantly mishandles his responsibilities. Because of this, part of the enjoyment of watching Fishtank is seeing how Jet will fuck things up next.
There have been two seasons of Fishtank, as well as a smaller "Season 2.5" in the looming distance. Below is a "leaked" image (likely an image purposely spread as misinformation by Jet, as one of the pictures is confirmed to be of a dead guy) of the Season 2.5 contestants. Feel free to use this thread to discuss the upcoming season 2.5, any earlier seasons, and any other Fishtank communities (the Fishtank thread/chat on Kiwi Farms, the Fishtank threads on /tv/ and /bant/, etc.) I intend to use this thread to provide any recaps about season 2.5 when that starts, hopefully.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

change the prefix to shit no one cares about.

 

[JC Denton]

Reality TV shows are usually scripted so they're coal

 

[bnwoclitty]

ah hell naw theyre doing this slop again after the 2nd one failed so badly

 

[BLACKHAWK]

change the prefix to shit no one cares about.

for once the monster is right.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

change the prefix to shit no one cares about.

My name is not No One sweetie

Reality TV shows are usually scripted so they're coal

True, and the scripting that Sam and Jet do is insanely awful
Last season they had this one contestant named TJ, he was a boring retard (admittedly he isn’t retarded, but you wouldn’t know 99 percent of the time) who kept stimming and didn’t say anything intelligible unless he was drunk. He was also found to have an R34 account named LubeCooch where’d he’d comment on all sorts of beastiality porn. The first and only time it was ever remotely mentioned by TTS he ran crying to the basement and LubeCooch was mysteriously never brought up again. Despite this they kept forcing him as this underdog character with a great character arc, with great moments such as being coached by Sam word for word to remove Taylor (some woman freeloader, not even a contestant) from the show, having his ass beat by Sam (going to a fight you have no chance of winning is LE BRAVEEEEE), fighting Jimmy (where he was losing until Jimmy got tired and gave up and still never properly faced the LubeCooch allegations without crying like a bitch), had damage control did for him with a lie detector test about LubeCooch, and finally won after a finale that had challenges that favored him specifically and a boxing match with another contestant (he actually won this one to be fair). Despite being such an obviously fake arc (TJ is still a boring stimming sperg at the end of the day), the average Fishtank is retarded and most of them ate it up
There was another contestant that Neptroon really wanted to win named Brian who was an annoying junkie no one liked, despite trying to rig a poll to have another contestant voted out, viewers overwhelmingly wanted Brian out, causing Jet to throw a hissy fit

 

[HWABAG]

Cole FRIGGIN won.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

The only time I start watching is when frank shows up

Oh yeah, I forgot you're somehow friends with Frank Hassle

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Fishtank Season 2.5 Trailer just dropped

"Fishtank is back, but before we head into our third season we bring you Fishtank All-Stars Vampire Bloodgames-- a real life first person RPG game occupied by your favorite characters from fishtank fame. 6 all stars return to camp out in the woods for 14 days. Their objective: stay alive and don't get bit. During the day, players may visit the town, explore locations, loot for supplies, or fortify their camp. At night, the monsters come out to play. Fish must avoid the vampires, level up, and brave the unpredictable elements. Beware: your bitten allies may come back to get you. They know your camp well."
Confirmed contestants:
- Tayleigh (S2)
- Tai Nguyen/Simon (Freeloader, both seasons)
- Jon (S1)
- Jimmy (S2, implied to be returning in some capacity)
Sam and Jet also did a gay stream for all the retards who essentially bought a season pass with no benefits whatsoever loyal fans + folx with a sharp acumen for business. Below is a recording of the stream + a summary I got somewhere

Bloodgames investor stream summary:
- **Season 3 is planned to begin in August.**
- Sam acknowledges and agrees that the show is at its best when the contestants don't know about the show, **and thinks they have a cast for season 3 that doesn't know about Fishtank.** "Season 3 is gonna have a different feel to it, because we found some dummies. Lots of them."
- The high quality video cams that were used for the edited series for season 1 and 2 will be streaming live during 2.5 & potentially 3.
- Jet is focusing on making season 2.5's content more structured, so as to try to reduce FOMO and get more reliable content (i.e. "the zombies will attack at 11am" or "the fish will get their first quest at 1pm"). They also want this change to continue into season 3, to try to reduce downtime where they're just sitting around doing nothing.
- Season 2.5 will not have freeloaders.
- Season 3 is aiming to be "more like season 1", but with a higher budget. A representative of the Goldstriker Dynasty will be making an appearance.
- "A certain someone is a medic... he can't touch any weapons." implication that Jimmy is returning.
- The "map" of this season will feature "points of interest" with sets being built featuring supplies that the contestants can find. The size of the map is about 600x400 meters.
- Each player will have a bodycam that can be detached and set up externally if they so please, and each TTS speaker will be on a contestant.
- Jet wants an economy among the contestants in 2.5, but not necessarily 3.
- Jet wants trail cams around the area that can be used to either bait or warn contestants of incoming vampire attacks.
- An agreement has not been made with Greg to return for 2.5, but Jet and Sam are open to the idea.
- Jet wants Season 2.5 to be more roleplay (LARP) based, and is trying to use 2.5 to experiment with the format outside of the "canon" fishtank seasons.
- No more bathroom cameras in the future.

Anyways, thoughts? Will this be a success or yet another disaster like season 2 (leaning towards this, they couldn't even have the stream run properly in a house, no way they can have it run properly in a giant open field)? Who do you think the other two returning contestants will be? (Leaning towards Brian because Jet had a hard on for him and maybe Vance)

 

[OVO_6_GODSON]

shittank lost drizzy drake won

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

This is truly shocking news, I can’t believe Neptroon and the wigger squad started rushing things at the last minute again. I’m willing to bet that this extra month doesn’t do much to help production quality either lmao

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Nahhhh who let Spadeson onto Fishtank.Live

Also some dude said "nigga" and some obsessed femoid from Seattle started talking about how he needs to go to bed and take accountability
This might actually be an entertaining season, never has there been a first day with this much conflict, especially conflict that doesn't stem from the crew's incompetence

 

[HWABAG]

Nahhhh who let Spadeson onto Fishtank.Live

Also some dude said "nigga" and some obsessed femoid from Seattle started talking about how he needs to go to bed and take accountability
This might actually be an entertaining season, never has there been a first day with this much conflict, especially conflict that doesn't stem from the crew's incompetence

Jet neptroon will still find a way to fuck it up doe...

 

[Sagehardt]

josie

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Anyways this season has been quite entertaining and I'd like to talk about a few highlights and stuff, they won't be exact but whatever

The first contestant was "eliminated" being Luke, this gigachad who got kicked off of a season of Big Brother for saying "nigga." Other notable things he's done include smashing pumpkins, banging pots and pans in the middle of the night (ZOMG SIMPSONS REFERENCE!!!) and forcing this annoying Indian contestant to go back to his room after he kept bugging him. Despite the 'jeet being a massive unlikable nuisance who keeps weirdly touching girls (shocking) the girls in the season think Luke is the crazy unhinged psychopath (even though he very much isn't).

All of the foids on Fishtank this year have been pretty awful, they're awful in a good way but they're all horrible. The first chick is this woman named Bianca aka Binx and despite the dangerhair she's probably the best foid this season. She's a 32 year old IRL streamer who's had an estranged relationship with her mom (despite this she ended up breaking into tears when her mom was brought up because she died like a month ago) and is also into some freaky ageplay shit most likely. The next woman is Payton, despite being the most conventionally attractive woman this season she's a nothingburger of a contestant, also last night she was hyperventilating over nothing so I doubt she'll stay around for too long. The next two contestants I really fucking hate and they're Alexis and Mizzy. Both of them are really fucking annoying and have this holier than thou personality that I can't stand. Alexis is this 30 something year old with gross pepperoni nips who's too busy avoiding her kids by being on this show, she and this zesty Black guy named Lamron have also been stealing candy and they've only gotten away with it because while they're shit liars the other contestants are too dumb to pick up on it. Mizzy is also this 30 something year old fatass goth chick who got lipo (you can tell because of her horrific thighs) and she has this really bossy attitude, I fucking hate her. Just today during lunch I watched the two of them in a bedroom talking about how they were traumatized by Luke banging pots and pans at night, literally the most insane shit I've ever heard. The last foid on the show is this woman named Stephanie "Smack" Mack, an Afro-Latinx Amerimutt from the hustle and bustle of Seattle. She likes to skate (she sucks thoughever) and even skated at a Chappell Roan concert. She also hasn't showered since she got into Fishtank and smells really bad, she's also the girl who I was talking about last post that was freaking out over the N-word.

I've been really enjoying this season so far, if you wanna tune in better tune in soon before all of this becomes 100% margerald

 

[NiggerRigger]

Post TJ'S funniest clips.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Last night was a pretty good night
There was another danceoff (kind of like the New Years one from S2 but they weren't allowed to go for 9 hours straight) that was being DJ'd by F1LTHY of all people, winner of the danceoff would get a free trip to Vegas (allegedly). There were some funny moments, mainly one where the 'jeet was in a dog costume and Alexis started twerking near him, very YJK moment. The winner of the danceoff was Burt, this schizo gay black dude with 162 IQ. He then tried to invite this guy he liked named Ted to go with him but he declined, after moping for a bit he started to bond with Alex (this other manic guy who claims to be in his 20s while pushing 40, has pet monkeys and is married (and likely will be divorced) to this fat insane Latinx woman) and gave Alex some of his schizo pills.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]