Every sharty 'ru and schlog namefag and janny is in a fighting tournament

[birch world]

The tournament prize is 100 gorillion dollars btw and there's no rules except no weapons

 

[Cherek Dauvin]

I mog everyone

 

[Gem Control]

Nobody shows up

 

[Fortuna]

I surrender.

 

[birch world]

Nobody shows up

Everyone is teleported there against their will

 

[Gem Control]

Everyone is teleported there against there will

The standard namefag cattle get together and circlejerk orgy each other, the countryfags split into groups and fight eachother, and the admins hide in an underground hole somewhere.
The soysphere jannies get together and decide to slaughter the namefag cattle first, which was an easy task.
Next, they spot the countryfags, who suddenly all banded together to fight against the jannies. It was a bloody fight, but the jannies ended up sweeping the floor with the countryfags.
Next, the jannies began to look for the admins. Upon having their 'p bunker discovered, the admins committed group suicide, leaving the jannies as the only surviving group.
At this point, tensions were growing between the janny group, and they had a massive battle royale.
The fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw the better:
Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha in a bloodstained sweater

 

[Hagon]

Darius wins.

 

[birch world]

Darius wins.

Marge

 

[Fortuna]

Darius wins.

I love that guy so much.

 

[ISTANBUL]

terry would literally beat everyone up

 

[ribbon]

Does a piss bottle count as a weapon

 

[Flawless Sparklemoon]

I explode anybody who enters the tournament with a magic blast

 

[Nig McKill]

9a0c wins by default

 

[Warmjak]

The standard namefag cattle get together and circlejerk orgy each other, the countryfags split into groups and fight eachother, and the admins hide in an underground hole somewhere.
The soysphere jannies get together and decide to slaughter the namefag cattle first, which was an easy task.
Next, they spot the countryfags, who suddenly all banded together to fight against the jannies. It was a bloody fight, but the jannies ended up sweeping the floor with the countryfags.
Next, the jannies began to look for the admins. Upon having their 'p bunker discovered, the admins committed group suicide, leaving the jannies as the only surviving group.
At this point, tensions were growing between the janny group, and they had a massive battle royale.
The fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw the better:
Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha in a bloodstained sweater

The only good reply award

 

[_account]

countryGODS would annihilate all others

 

[Donald McDonald]

'resa beats us all to death.

 

[AXNW219]

Miko unleashes a 10 megaton thermonuclear brap and kills everyone except himself

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

All namefags in history or currently active?

 

[Gig]

i'd win by witerawwy doing nothing

 

[SanrioWABAG]

I WILL WIN BTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!