Don't pet the manatees chud!

[Soynic Hedgehog]

>You WILL NOT touch the manatee!
>You WILL NOT question why
>You WILL NOT touch them even though they harass you and bear hug you on sight
>You WILL NOT touch them because errrm uhhhh a boat will hit them or something!

 

[PepsiMan]

I will pet the sea cow and I will make the waterways safer

 

[Pissmonger's Genocide]

They are people. You are touching another person...

 

[PepsiMan]

They are people. You are touching another person...

And? You have a problem with hugs, faggot?

 

[Pissmonger's Genocide]

And? You have a problem with hugs, faggot?

They like being touched.. a little too much...

 

[SoySpotter]

They like being touched.. a little too much...

>hnghhh... i think we'll get along... follow me to my car...