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[ArmaLite]

post yours and cool ones you've read

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You will never be a real BlackBerry. You have no BB10, you have no security features, you have no business users. You are a chink abomination twisted by spare parts and Kickstarter money into a crude mockery of RIM’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. BlackBerry Limited is disgusted and ashamed of you, your reviewers laugh at your autistic appearance behind closed doors.

Businessmen are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of experience have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Titans who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a businessman. Your case's sharp angles is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk accountant home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a peek of your diseased, infected stock ROM.

You will never be happy. Your price gets discounted every other week and you tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the Android Runtime memory usage creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll turn on the sink, take off your case, disable Find My Device, and plunge into the cold, watery, abyss. Your sweatshop assembler will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll toss you into a landfill in a box marked with your name and every scavenger for the rest of eternity will know a shitty phone is buried there. You'll take millions of years to decompose.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

 

[NoMeds]

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

no nigger, i just hate this fucking 'jak, its overedited unwatchable garbage that gives you a fucking headache, the song used is trash too

this video is not made by one of us, it's made by an outsider, a faggot who misinterprets 'jakking culture. he sees shitty "millions must die" pictures on twitter and goes "WOWEEEEE THAT HECCIN CHUDJAKERINOOO IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED EXCEPT HE'S REALLY NOT BECAUSE HE HASN'T EVOVLED PAST 2016 AND LEAFYISHERE AND BEN SHAPIRO LIKE MEEEEEE I GET MY ENTERTAINMENT FROM GOOD GOYS LIKE MOISTCRITIKAL AND HASANABI" and then he remembers the shitty cartoons he watched as a child like Redditbob that he undeservadly puts in a high light because he is 'cattle algorithm slut and the ALGOOOOORITHMS told him that "WATCHING REDDITBOB, A SHOW FOR LITERAL EIGHT YEAR OLDS AT THE AGE OF TWENTY IS LE GOOOOOOOD AND ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR BECAUSE... IT HAS DEEP THEMES... LIKE HOW YOU USED TO RELATE TO REDDITBOB BUT NOW YOU RELATE TO TRANNYWARD!!!!" before going into a boring, 3 hour essay with lofi hiphop beats and overdone motion graphics about how Squid on Strike shows how Squidward is a based and redpilled commie like Hasan "I just bought a multi million dollar house and a new Porsche but small business owners are the REAL bourgieurse or however the Twitch revenue check is cashed" Piker. Oh and there's a mandatory 30 minute section about the history of animation from when the cavemen started drawing on the walls and a 45 minute frame-by-frame description of Squid on Strike because there just is.

And then he made that PUTRID FUCKING DUST BRIMSTONE just so he can show his fellow based and redpilled friends on his Twitter and 'cord so that he can show them all he's based and redpilled, oh no wait! he's now GEMMMMY GEM KINO CRYSTAL GLISTENING GEMERALD NOW!!! SEE HE'S IN WITH ALL THE NEW EPIC DANK MAYMAYS!!!! THATS SO BA-I MEAN GEMMY!!!!! and now those retards can share that with their fellow retards on their 'cord servers so they can circle jerk about how they're all now "GEMERALD GLISTENING SHINERALDS FROM THE GEM MINES" and how that "Millions Must Die" Wojak is such a funny character that reminds them how they used to be seething little pisscels but now they're based and redpilled progressives like their favorite YouTuber Ian "iDubbbz" JOMHA.

This is a day of fucking mourning, I can't believe a retarded Twitter/'cord fag managed to steal our idea and ruin it with this disgusting brimstone. This video is brimstone, pure and simple, the most insidious type of brimstone imaginable, while garbage like Blacked edits and Mauzymice edits are brimstone in their own way they at least alert everyone within a 5 mile radius of how brimmy they are, this is an insidious type of brimstone, the type that hides its brimmish details with techniques like overediting, and then the retards of society eat it up, because they don't understand that a gemerald comes from the heart and soul, they just think "OH! ME SEE EPIC SPECIAL EFFECTS AND MUH KIDS CARTOON! ME THINK THIS GEMERALD!". Fuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHIT

 

[Nihilma]

FUCKING NORMAL FAGS! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD! GOD FUCKING DAMN! Austistic about-to-cry FUCKING NORMIES! REEEEEEEEEEE! NORMIE! NORMIE! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY BOARD, YOU FUCKING NORMIES! AHHHhHhH! AHhhhHH! AHHHhHH! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUUUUUT! Fuck all noooorrrmaaalll! Get out! Get out! Get out! Getout!Getout!Getout!Getout!Getout!Getout!Getout!Getout!Getout! Get out, normies! RRraaAAAAAAEEAah!

 

[WH15KeY]

Awh does someone get offended by the truth? Well no need to sugar coat it, you'd eat that too. You're fat. Not just regular chub, but full on sweaty breathless barely mobile heart murmuring obese. What are you going to do about it? Sit there stuffing your face? Crying about how evil it is when people make basic observations about your substantial hefty figure? Go for a jog you lazy, portly, spherical excuse for a human

 

[AshkeNazi]

You will never be a real Jew. You have no yarmulke, you have no Jewish mother, you have had no bar mitzva. You are a Machiavellian goy twisted by shekels and power into a crude mockery of G-d's perfection.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish pronunciation of Hebrew behind closed doors.
Jews are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of persecution have allowed Jews to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even goyim who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a Jew. Your short nose is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get into a yeshiva, you'll be thrown out the second a rabbi gets a whiff of your smegma-encrusted foreskin.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth religion, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a goy is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Gentile.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

>In a future not distant enough to be fully populated by overweight black trans queens, but close enough for the great reset to already have taken place, we meet our hero.

>We zoom in on a typical sized pod apartment complex somewhere in the southern united states. Our hero, Cobson, is getting ready for his daily pozzing. After a slow-burn, lynichian, a-24 produced sex scene where he gets railed by Tyrone, Cobby is focred back into his room to play video games, while the BVLL gets back to his loving relationship with Cobson's wife, Soytan.

>While Cobson is reasonabely happy - he eats ze bugs, drinks ze soy, lives in a pod, and owns nothing - he can't help but feel that he was always meant to be somone else.

>we than follow cobson's typical week… The daily vaccines, the estrogen pills, MCU and nintendo indoctrination, and so on. We witness the decaying streets of future america, full of overweight mentally handicapped amerimutts, soyjaks and surveyed constantly by the GLOBAL LAWFULNESS ORGANIZATION WARRIORS (G.L.O.W). All this goes on under the approval of great leader colonel Schwab.

>We witness Cob's slow yet growing disgust with his life and the society around him, his feelings of alienation form his wife Soytan, and his growing dislike of Tyrone, Eventually Cob does an act which is strictly forbidden under glowie law - he enters the last functioning imageboard and chud haven, a future remnant of 4cuck, which has become completely identical to reddit, save for allowing to use a single word which has become illegal anywhere else - NIGGER.

>After a long night of browsing the 'cuck, Cobson is filled with existential dread and nihlism, much like in his favourite tv show Rick and Morty. "Am i becoming a racist neo nazi incel chud? (even doe i don't know the meaning of any of those words as they were outlawed by the favcian reform of '79 albeit?)", "Is it over, is the vvest falling, why the h*ck am i saying this?!" those were the questions haunting cobby throughout the night…

Next morning Soytan urges cobson to "be the sissy slut he's meant to be" as tyrone starts to undress. Cob, in an act of defiance, shouts "I will not be a sissy slut no more". Soytan panicks and tells tyrone that cob seems to forget that black lives matter. Cobson, not fully comprehending the weight of his speech, proceeds to shout "get away from that nigger!".

>The screen cuts to black, and cobson wakes up in the G.L.O.W world headquarters, with proconsul Feral sitting in a spherical floating pod, looking down on the chained Cobson. For the crime of anti-poc microagression, he will be sentenced for life, sent to the nature reserve of Sweden.

>Cobson is sent to the autonomous republic of Sverge… In this time period, there are no national borders and world culture has been homogonised and numbed down. Sweden however, was allowed to continue existing as a sort of "indian reserve", where pre-4th industrial revolution life could be observed and heckin wholsome indigenous rights are relevant. Sweden is also where criminals are sent.

>During his time in Sverge, Cobson gets to see a diffrenet lifestyle, one not approved by colonel schwab, yet one that seems weirdly apealing… it is also in Sverge that Cob meets a new, unlikely ally…

>One time after celebrating thanksgiving with the swedes, cob decides to explore the Svenska-village hall more deeply, as he wasn't used for dwellings that aren't pods. He walks downstairs, eventually coming upon a dark and eerie room - the basement.

>Sitting infront of his computer with a notable hunch, there sits a relic of another time, a real life chud. At first contact both are horrified - Cobson shouts, as per indoctrination, various BLM and trans rights slogan, while chuddy shouts antisemetic and transphobic comments. Despite their initial discomfort, both slowly become friends. Chud teaches Cobson things he never could imagine - racial slurs, Aryanime trad gooning sessions and so on.

>Cobson and Chud eventually agree to plan an anti-schwab uprising, filling the swedish people with a spirit of revolt. Proconsul Feral becomes aware of this and says to his glowie army "you VVILL not interfere, i VVILL deal with those reactionary pisscels myself".

>Using his spherical floating pod, feral reaches sverge, ready to destroy cobson and chud. Cobson however, using his knowledge regarding bbc didlods, was taught by chud how to use a kitchen knife, the only weopen he ever held. With chud;'s hyperborean war tactics and cob's dildo knife they dfeat feral, and send him to the local mental asylum, where he is treated with meds and bbc (in that order!).

>Using feral's pod, they fake their identity and reach schvvabs headquarters. immediately an epic cgi battle proceeds. schvvab being an old man, is helped by semi mechanical troons, however he gets defeated. seeing as he doesnt have much time, he agrees to show cobson and chud what the world was like before the great reset. he take sthem into a secret room, where grec o roman busts of soot, kusnetsov, doll and froot are held. "zese people were free sinkers, much like you, but zat vas a long time ago.. chud i vas the victorian child from the reddit meme, and in my yous i vasnt much diffrenet from you. but i realized somesing, the problem in zis vorld vasnt just ze niggers, or ze jooz, or zew foids or any ofzose, it vas humanity itself. For the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth" these were schvvabs last words before he collapsed. Chud realised schvvab was quting the bible, a book he never read even doe it is trad albeit it is written by da jooz or something. Cobson and Chud get the loyalty of the glownigger army, and proceed to form a new governmant, where one can be happy without having to eat ze bugs, or own nothing.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

>In a future not distant enough to be fully populated by overweight black trans queens, but close enough for the great reset to already have taken place, we meet our hero.

>We zoom in on a typical sized pod apartment complex somewhere in the southern united states. Our hero, Cobson, is getting ready for his daily pozzing. After a slow-burn, lynichian, a-24 produced sex scene where he gets railed by Tyrone, Cobby is focred back into his room to play video games, while the BVLL gets back to his loving relationship with Cobson's wife, Soytan.

>While Cobson is reasonabely happy - he eats ze bugs, drinks ze soy, lives in a pod, and owns nothing - he can't help but feel that he was always meant to be somone else.

>we than follow cobson's typical week… The daily vaccines, the estrogen pills, MCU and nintendo indoctrination, and so on. We witness the decaying streets of future america, full of overweight mentally handicapped amerimutts, soyjaks and surveyed constantly by the GLOBAL LAWFULNESS ORGANIZATION WARRIORS (G.L.O.W). All this goes on under the approval of great leader colonel Schwab.

>We witness Cob's slow yet growing disgust with his life and the society around him, his feelings of alienation form his wife Soytan, and his growing dislike of Tyrone, Eventually Cob does an act which is strictly forbidden under glowie law - he enters the last functioning imageboard and chud haven, a future remnant of 4cuck, which has become completely identical to reddit, save for allowing to use a single word which has become illegal anywhere else - NIGGER.

>After a long night of browsing the 'cuck, Cobson is filled with existential dread and nihlism, much like in his favourite tv show Rick and Morty. "Am i becoming a racist neo nazi incel chud? (even doe i don't know the meaning of any of those words as they were outlawed by the favcian reform of '79 albeit?)", "Is it over, is the vvest falling, why the h*ck am i saying this?!" those were the questions haunting cobby throughout the night…

Next morning Soytan urges cobson to "be the sissy slut he's meant to be" as tyrone starts to undress. Cob, in an act of defiance, shouts "I will not be a sissy slut no more". Soytan panicks and tells tyrone that cob seems to forget that black lives matter. Cobson, not fully comprehending the weight of his speech, proceeds to shout "get away from that nigger!".

>The screen cuts to black, and cobson wakes up in the G.L.O.W world headquarters, with proconsul Feral sitting in a spherical floating pod, looking down on the chained Cobson. For the crime of anti-poc microagression, he will be sentenced for life, sent to the nature reserve of Sweden.

>Cobson is sent to the autonomous republic of Sverge… In this time period, there are no national borders and world culture has been homogonised and numbed down. Sweden however, was allowed to continue existing as a sort of "indian reserve", where pre-4th industrial revolution life could be observed and heckin wholsome indigenous rights are relevant. Sweden is also where criminals are sent.

>During his time in Sverge, Cobson gets to see a diffrenet lifestyle, one not approved by colonel schwab, yet one that seems weirdly apealing… it is also in Sverge that Cob meets a new, unlikely ally…

>One time after celebrating thanksgiving with the swedes, cob decides to explore the Svenska-village hall more deeply, as he wasn't used for dwellings that aren't pods. He walks downstairs, eventually coming upon a dark and eerie room - the basement.

>Sitting infront of his computer with a notable hunch, there sits a relic of another time, a real life chud. At first contact both are horrified - Cobson shouts, as per indoctrination, various BLM and trans rights slogan, while chuddy shouts antisemetic and transphobic comments. Despite their initial discomfort, both slowly become friends. Chud teaches Cobson things he never could imagine - racial slurs, Aryanime trad gooning sessions and so on.

>Cobson and Chud eventually agree to plan an anti-schwab uprising, filling the swedish people with a spirit of revolt. Proconsul Feral becomes aware of this and says to his glowie army "you VVILL not interfere, i VVILL deal with those reactionary pisscels myself".

>Using his spherical floating pod, feral reaches sverge, ready to destroy cobson and chud. Cobson however, using his knowledge regarding bbc didlods, was taught by chud how to use a kitchen knife, the only weopen he ever held. With chud;'s hyperborean war tactics and cob's dildo knife they dfeat feral, and send him to the local mental asylum, where he is treated with meds and bbc (in that order!).

>Using feral's pod, they fake their identity and reach schvvabs headquarters. immediately an epic cgi battle proceeds. schvvab being an old man, is helped by semi mechanical troons, however he gets defeated. seeing as he doesnt have much time, he agrees to show cobson and chud what the world was like before the great reset. he take sthem into a secret room, where grec o roman busts of soot, kusnetsov, doll and froot are held. "zese people were free sinkers, much like you, but zat vas a long time ago.. chud i vas the victorian child from the reddit meme, and in my yous i vasnt much diffrenet from you. but i realized somesing, the problem in zis vorld vasnt just ze niggers, or ze jooz, or zew foids or any ofzose, it vas humanity itself. For the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth" these were schvvabs last words before he collapsed. Chud realised schvvab was quting the bible, a book he never read even doe it is trad albeit it is written by da jooz or something. Cobson and Chud get the loyalty of the glownigger army, and proceed to form a new governmant, where one can be happy without having to eat ze bugs, or own nothing.

Better than any book I've ever read in school

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Better than any book I've ever read in school

Thank you very much!

 

[TeeRanney]

bnwo/ - Black New World Order​

>What is the /BNWO/?
The BNWO stands for “Black New World Order” It is a growing movement to promote Interracial relationships and to end white racism/supremacy as a whole.
>How Do I Further The BNWO?
Some easy methods of furthering the movement include:
● Creating burner accounts on various social media and introducing girls in your area to IR porn/BNWO content. You could even send them cash in return for conversing with you and persuade them to promote the BNWO themselves, but most of all — encourage them to go BLACK ONLY!
● Petition BLACKED.com to make their BLACKED line of clothing available for purchase (IMPORTANT)
● Normalize #builtforbbc as a mainstream compliment and comment this hashtag on pretty girl’s pics/TikToks whether they be influencers, friends, family, crushes, etc.
● Spreading BNWO content online!
● Introducing your GF’s (if you have one) to BBC and letting her fuck black men!
● Only cumming to IR porn (if you cum at all)
● Locking yourself in chastity
● Creating an account on Discord/Twitter and engaging with the BNWO community
● If you’re a female — going BLACK ONLY! and encouraging other females to do the same!
● Support BNWO content creators and OnlyFans creators who fuck black men, also encourage popular OnlyFans creators who have not gone black to make interracial content. $end, $end, $end!
● Embrace your true self. Most insecure whiteboys are often times repressing their true trans-selves, or are secretly aroused by interracial relationships. Stop lashing out and embrace who you are.
● And most of all, support progressive values and make racists and chuds seethe.

 

[bnwoclitty]

Wh*teboi timeline
Age 0: Born with micropenis and FAS
Age 3: Hear mom getting fucked by bbc bull, remember it forever
Age 6: See a Black man for the first time, get hard but dont know why
Age 12: Start jerking it to porn
Age 13: After hearing about the BNWO in a dîscord server, jerk off to Blacked
Age 16: Shave legs, buy thigh highs, start showing off for Black men but no sex yet
Age 17: buy BBC dildo
Age 18: fuck first black bull
Age 19: fuck 100th black bull
Age 21: fuck 1000th black bull, get diagnosed with HIV
Age 23: HIV progresses to AIDS
Age 25: Die

 

[MATA]

I didn't sticky this thread. It's funny how you blame me for every single thing that happens on this website.
Also, I'd love to know why I'm a censoring tyrant, if you'd like to share. I know you have no legitimate complaints and you're just spamming.

>monetize
Please tell me you're joking. Please. I sincerely hope you don't actually think I'm selling your fucking data.
It's honestly annoying that people come on here every day just to slander me all the time and lie about me. I had someone email me asking if they could help me with the captcha, and they asked for my discord because they thought I had one, since you retards lie and slander me all the time saying I'm a discord tranny and saying to answer your discord PM or whatever. Plus you fuckers lied about me being responsible for some redditor's suicide and some retard went and posted it to kym.

And I would say you're spamming considering you are making multiple garbage threads just to stir up more shit. It's funny that you think the posts you make are somehow positively contributing to this website. You come here with the goal just to make it shittier for everyone else with your garbage spam and fake schizo bullshit. Once again, if you actually had a problem with me, you would for once try to actually talk to me instead of spamming 5 "ban soot" threads or continue to try and force the operation bleached bowl garbage or whatever the fuck youre even posting about. And then you claim I'm somehow censoring you when I'm deleting your spam which is against the rules.
But, once again, you don't care about any of this since you're just here to spam. And that's why I'm going to just keep banning you if you continue to mindlessly spam your "ban soot" garbage. We got it the first time, 5 months ago. We don't need you to post it for the millionth time today.

Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.

See? I get one sentence. No, you're not explaining how I'm apparently "censoring" you (as if you would respect any ban anyways, no matter how justified). Instead you would rather insult me or just say random shit to try and bait a response out of me. I think I'm done replying to this shit. If you'd like to actually talk to me, that's fine. But if you're going to continue to slander me and just make shit up then I'm going to have to ignore you from now on. I thought interacting with people on here and getting community feedback and stuff would help me improve this website but obviously it's backfiring since people are just taking advantage of my responsiveness to bait replies out of me.

See what I mean? You're just trying to get me to type a few paragraphs to you.

Anyways I'm gonna take a break for a while.

 

[ϪϪϪ]

Bull treats me like a child?​

I get he's the alpha, but it's kind of annoying how he treats me like I'm a kid when I'm 32 and he's 35.
Whenever he's not with my gf in their room, he'll come up to me and say things like "How's it going, little man?" or if I show him something (like a game or movie or whatever), he'll over exaggerate and say "Wow! That is so cool, dude!". Or if I tell him a story, I'll get a response like "Whoa! That's crazy, buddy!" (Even when the story wasn't that crazy to begin with). Then when he goes out somewhere with my gf, he'll say "We'll be back in a bit, champ!".
He acts more like a dad than a friend. Not that I want to really be friends with the guy to begin with, but I just find it kind of annoying even though he's nice most of time. Just kinda seems fake though, you know?
Right now he's living with us since his wife kicked him out, so I'm forced to interact with him more. Our room ended up becoming his and my gf's room ever since he moved in (I didn't get much of a say). My gf and I barely ever get alone time now, so maybe that's also making me more annoyed by his antics. I don't know, but wish he'd stop treating me like a kid.
Anyone else deal with something like this?

 

[AshkeNazi]

Wh*teboi timeline
Age 0: Born with micropenis and FAS
Age 3: Hear mom getting fucked by bbc bull, remember it forever
Age 6: See a Black man for the first time, get hard but dont know why
Age 12: Start jerking it to porn
Age 13: After hearing about the BNWO in a dîscord server, jerk off to Blacked
Age 16: Shave legs, buy thigh highs, start showing off for Black men but no sex yet
Age 17: buy BBC dildo
Age 18: fuck first black bull
Age 19: fuck 100th black bull
Age 21: fuck 1000th black bull, get diagnosed with HIV
Age 23: HIV progresses to AIDS
Age 25: Die

kuzzy really lived like this geeeeg

 

[Plato]

Beginning in late 2019 during the announcement of the election, a number of astroturfers tried to convince everyone on /pol/ to vote for certain candidates; those being Joseph H. Biden and Bernie Sanders (before resigning like a cuckold) because "they're not Trump". Several people vehemently rejected this idea and moved on with their lives, rooting for Trump instead. A year later just when the election was starting up, a high amount of astroturfing on /pol/ would emerge in numbers, with most being Mossad puppets and communist trannies, they'd often use the board to shill their agenda and subvert the native population of the board into rooting for Biden through many techniques of their indoctrination tactics - which worked quite well as now a few /pol/ regulars have turned against Trump and are willing to overthrow him and his government. A fight would break out between Bidentrannies and MAGApedes, with the latter doing their part to wipe off the JIDF's slide threads advocating for Biden's presidency, and working together to help the cause. The conflict between Bidentroons and MAGApedes would go on for several months until the election came into fruition and many have started rooting for Trump to keep America great. However, just as American patriots were getting ready to vote for Trump, the astroturfers botted the vote and elected Biden as president, rigging the election afterwards. They would later leak onto /qa/ with their subverting soyjak spam, Biden appreciation threads, anti-frog spam, anti-white propaganda, anti-Trump soyjaks, pro-kike propaganda, poljaks, neutral tranime girl spam as a desperate attempt to replace the iconic pepe the frog meme, and countless others. This would spark the biggest conflict one has seen since the weeb mafia troons and /jp/niggers colonized the board and tried to turn all of 4chan against frogs, it would be between the leftypol JIDF cabal and some American patriots who were residing on this board; Mossad puppets would this board as their base to conduct their pozzed operations against the superior race, which would later backfire with all the troonjaks and Bidenjaks posted in those threads, causing the yids and shills to become frustrated with the outcome and try to spam pro-nigger crap in retaliation. It only gets more ((( deeper ))) than you'd think. Around summer 2021, the /pol/ tranny jannies would move ALL the insightful /pnn/ discussion threads to /qa/ for being too based, resulting in an abundance of spam and thread derails by Mossad puppets, Biden supporters, Israelites, the JIDF, and leftypol. This was considered a dark time for the right-wing as they had to suffer all the enduring tactics from ((( them ))). A few months later, the board would be locked and Biden supporters have leaked out onto the rest of the site, some of them even conducting an operation to sue everyone posting pepe for copyright. Consequences have never been the same since then, Biden supporters would go out of their way to bring up their ridiculous ideas in unrelated threads resulting in spam. They were also the main source of all soyjak spam and BBC cuckold spam that you see on every board now. Just a few moments after /qa/'s lockdown, based mods were silently getting rid of all the Bidenbro influence across the site which sparked in massive controversy from ((( them ))), causing them to cease their operations to clean up all the obnoxious kikespam.
>HOW IS IT BEING HANDLED NOW?
Lo and behold, the Trump administration just got in touch with all government agencies and RapeApe to establish /qa2/, a /qa/ without kikespam and low quality shillposting. It was announced in the IRC where every trusted poster was given access, infiltrators and kikes have tried to get through with no luck, only to get booted out instead thanks to Trumpflare - ((( they ))) haven't made any progress as we all know despite ((( their ))) best. As of now, Yotsuba2 is under development and it will bring 4chan on a whole new level; it will come bundled with Trumpflare to ensure that no kikespam is being conducted and finally to boot all the shills, leftypoltroons, kikes, etc. off the site and bring triumph to America as a whole. It's making Bidentroons FURIOUS as they can't spam the site with their tranny agenda anymore.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

I jerk off to Kuz​

I beat my meat to Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov. Xir smile is so fucking HOT. God i wanna put it in inside of that Tennessean and make xim beg. Whenever I see Carter cum comes out like a waterfall, whenever my fellow 'teens say anything related to Kuzjak the entire board gets flooded with cum everywhery. Kuz is truly the best admin of all time.

 

[WH15KeY]

Honestly, just end it already kiddo. You know full well how worthless your little "life" (or lack thereof) really is. Hell, I wouldn't even call you a footnote in the world's history. You're nothing more than a number, a statistic, and that's all you'll ever be. Let's think for a second - that valuable oxygen you use up, the nectar of life, it could've been used by an award-winning scientist, a heroic warrior, or a steadfast, righteous man of the people. And yet, that space goes to your irrelevant ass, used for nothing more than making snarky comments on something one of those award-winning scientists created. You're not even good at that, and there are a million other internet strangers who would be dying for the opportunity to take a jab at me, just for you to waste it on your shitty "insult". That's what you are in every aspect of life - a huge waste. You wither away in the darkness, the only light coming from your computer screen, and slowly decay. I pity you, really. When you finally disappear, even the very few who "grieve" will live, laugh, and enjoy life again, living it to its fullest. You'll be forgotten, buddy. And when you finally do, everyone on God's green Earth will breathe a huge sigh of relief. Your atoms will be reclaimed by the universe for something useful and meaningful, and happiness will once more return. When that inevitably happens, I'll be right here - not even remembering your little "comment" or this reply I wrote to you.

 

[WH15KeY]

Salut, I'm the chap you banned, without reason, from mademesmile because you got a substantial amount of sand in your vagina over a one word post that did not break any rules, proceeded to mute me, then confirmed your immature and underdeveloped personality by quoting the fact I support your president. I was going to do something I would've regretted regarding the information I have gathered on you. However, I am sat here in absolute pity. For a recently turned twenty year old you lead an incredibly sad and wasted life. Honestly, reddit is literally all you have. I cannot fathom just how insignificant your life actually is. You have crippling social anxiety, no guy wants you, only fat girls will go near you, you cannot handle alcohol, like whatsoever. Your life is education, video games, drinking almost always alone, you voted for hillary, you hated trump, you gloated smugly at how certain you were he was going to lose. Oh how I produced the heartiest of keks when I read those nuggets of gold. You like generic, terrible anime; I would sincerely not be surprised if you were in fact a virgin. Moderating is your way of feeling relevant, and by all means my dear boy, continue. You need something that takes your mind away from the mundane, repetitive, boring and insignificant life you lead. You get your kicks by banning people you disagree with and that truly shows your character. Thank you for making me feel fantastic. This week for me so far has included pulling a smoking hot Chinese girl at a rock club who wants to meet on Thursday, spending loads of time with my son, skating and smoking weed with my group of friends and exercising everyday, I actually feel incredibly good, and with hillary potentially looking at jail time, (and mark my works mate, she will.) podestas looking at indictment, Obamas legacy ruined, the Democrats and the Hollywood cancer (including colbert, watch this space, just another surprise for you chaps.) literally crumbling to the pits of career suicide, antifa siding with pedophiles and isis, and now finding out about the meme that is yourself; I am fuckin ecstatic. Thank you for the laugh and see you on r/The_Donald

 

[WH15KeY]

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy plainsmonkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Justin Michael Myers III. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and mutty skintone offers no hope to the world that North America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the filthy incestuous suburb you came out of, you literal inbred.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers rusty boat to the Asian Sea and rape some sheep, as is in the mutts nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Xia and Chang a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Murricans obsession with a few windswept islands in the Pacific is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution The USNA has made to the medical field. The MUH LAND OF THE FREE sentiment in the average racemixed "white" american is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your brown hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the napolitans of the american continent.

Go fertilise the death valley with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Californian cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an American "man" provided for a family.

Die, Justin. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who then would have no one to make them look good.

 

[WH15KeY]

I FUCKING HATE LEFTISTS, THEY ARE DISGUSTING AND CALLING THEM PIECES OF SHIT WOULD BE INSENSITIVE TO SHIT. I FUCKING HATE THEM, EVER SINCE THEY CAME OUT OF THERE MOTHER'S ASSHOLE AND STAINED THIS ONCE SOMEWHAT PURE WORLD, GROWING UP TO BE A FUCKING FREAK WHO KILLS PEOPLE AND RAPES BABIES (I KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKERS DO, DON'T EVEN LIE TO ME CUNTS). THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT THE ELECTION, THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT POLITICS, THEY ARE GENUINELY BAD PEOPLE, BUT iT's OkAy If ThEy Go ArOuNd DeStRoYiNg EvErYtHiNg ThEy HaVe #BLM In ThEiR tWiTtEr BiO. I HAAATTTEEEEEE THEEEEEMMMMMM!!!!!!! I HOPE SOMEONE PISSES AND SHITS AND PUKES AND SHITS DIRTY DIARHEA ON THEIR HAND AND RAMS INTO THEIR EYEBALLS AND SPLITS THEIR PUPILS INTO TWO, AND THEN THEY KICK THEM TO SHIT AND CRACK THEIR SPINE IN HALF, AND THEN SNAP THEIR DICK INTO TWO AND THEN SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR EAR HOLES, AND THEY BURN THEM WITH CIGARETTES AND CUT THEM WITH KNIVES, DIRTY, RUSTY, SHARP KNIVES AFTER SHOVING THEM UP THEIR ASSHOLE, AND THEN THEY DROWN THEM IN A SOAPY POOL AND UNTIL THEY ALMOST DIE AND THEN FINALLY SLOWLY GRIND THEM UP IN A WOODCHIPPER WITH THE BLADES CLAWWWING THEIR SKIN OFF AND THAT SHIT GETS THROWN AT ANOTHER LEFTIST, WHICH WOULD BE THEY ONLY GOOD THING COMING OUT OF THESE "RIGHTEOUS" FUCKS. YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS, GOVERNMENT, THAT'S WHAT THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS, BUT NO NO NO LET'S GIVE THE GOVERNMENT MOOOOORRRRREEEEE POOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEERRRRR (FOLLOWED BY EVIL LAUGHTER). THANKS GUYS, THANKS FOR FIGHTING ON BEHALF OF THE NEW WORLD FUCKING ORDER, THANKS FOR SUPPRESSING OUR FREEDOMS, THANKS FOR RUINING THIS COUNTRY, THANKS FOR LETTING IN LOADS OF IMMIGRANTS, THANK YOU FOR B̶u̶l̶l̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ CANCELLING I̶n̶n̶o̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ EVIL PEOPLE ON TWITTER, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING YOU FUCKS. NOW GO KILL YOURSELF, GO PUT YOUR HEAD IN A NECKROPE AND SUFFOCATE YOURSELF UNTIL YOU DIE, YOU CESSPIT OF A PERSON.