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2024 oldGOD
Annihilate G4 purists. Behead G4 purists. Rip their guts out and strangle them with their own nostalgia. Powerbomb G4 purists into the pavement. Crush G4 purist babies in a hydraulic press. Crucify those who worship at the altar of ancient tech. Piss on a G4 purist’s game collection. Launch G4 purists out of a fucking cannon into oblivion. Deep fry G4 purists in boiling oil. Feed G4 purists to starving wolves. Load a G4 purist into a trebuchet and fire them into the sun. Waterboard G4 purists with energy drinks. Twist their necks like they’re outdated controllers. Karate chop G4 purists in the throat. Feed G4 purists to a wood chipper, headfirst. Drop G4 purists into vats of molten steel. Dismember G4 purists with a rusty chainsaw. Slaughter G4 purists at a LAN party. Throw G4 purists into a pit of rabid animals. Slam dunk their bloated corpses into dumpsters. Launch G4 purist heads from a slingshot. Disintegrate G4 purists with a plasma rifle. End their existence with extreme prejudice. Grind their worthless remains into dust and scatter them across the wasteland. Fuck G4 purists. Exterminate every last one.
G5 WON
G5 WON
