Schizo bruh 2

[ILoveVesna]

Disclaimer: This rap battle contains content that may be offensive or disturbing to some readers. It is presented for entertainment purposes only and does not endorse or promote any harmful or hateful ideologies.

Cobson Soyjak vs. Pepe the Frog​

Intro:Scratching record soundCrowd roars

Announcer:Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the ultimate clash of internet culture! In one corner, the embodiment of beta male cringe, the Cobson Soyjak! And in the other corner, the memetic masterpiece, the controversial Pepe the Frog! Let's get ready to rumble!

Cobson Soyjak:Yo, I'm the Cobson Soyjak, the king of the cringe,A sad, pathetic loser, a life without a hinge.I sit in my basement, eating Cheetos and fries,While you're out there living, with envy in my eyes.I'm the ultimate beta, a soyboy through and through,I can't even get a girl, not even a new boo.So step aside, Pepe, you're just a green meme,While I'm the real deal, a pathetic human scene.

Pepe the Frog:(In a deep, raspy voice)Listen up, Soyjak, you pathetic excuse for a man,You think you're tough, but you're just a sad fan.I'm Pepe the Frog, a legend, a cultural icon,While you're just a keyboard warrior, a pathetic moron.I've been through the ringer, from innocent to hate,But I've bounced back stronger, sealed my ultimate fate.You're a walking stereotype, a beta to the core,While I'm versatile, adaptable, forevermore.

Cobson Soyjak:You call yourself a legend, but you're just a hate symbol,A puppet of the alt-right, a twisted, evil gribble.I may be a loser, but at least I'm not a bigot,You're a toxic meme, a cultural digit.I'm the voice of the oppressed, the misunderstood,While you're just a bully, arrogant and rude.

Pepe the Frog:(Angrily)You think you're woke, but you're just a sheep,Following trends, while your life falls asleep.I'm a symbol of resistance, against the mainstream,A counterculture icon, defying the chain.You're just a product, a consumer of trash,While I'm a force of nature, a cosmic clash.

Cobson Soyjak:Enough talk, Pepe, let's see who's the best,I'll show you who's the king of the internet test.I'll out-cringe you, out-beta you, every single way,You'll be begging for mercy, by the end of the day.

Pepe the Frog:(Laughs maniacally)Bring it on, Soyjak, I'll crush you like a bug,You're just a small fish in a very big pug.I'll turn you into a meme, a laughingstock online,Your reputation will be ruined, you'll be left to pine.

Crowd goes wild as the battle intensifies

Announcer:And there you have it, folks! A battle for the ages! Who won? Who's next? Only time will tell!

Fade out with crowd cheering

 

[ILoveVesna]

(BEAT - Lo-fi with a distorted chiptune melody)

Intro

(Announcer with a booming voice):Welcome, internet warriors, to the ultimate throwdown! Tonight, we got a basement dweller versus a meme connoisseur in a battle for digital dominance! In the blue corner, repping the ironic detachment of 4chan, it's Anonymous! And in the red corner, the king of cringe compilations, it's 14Nate_Higgers88 from soyjak.party! Let's get ready to rumble!

Round 1: Anonymous

(Distorted voice with heavy reverb)

Yo, I'm Anonymous, the king of the underground,Where dank memes flow and logic's unbound.You, 14Nate_Higgers88, a soyjak simping disgrace,Stuck in your echo chamber, with a cringeworthy face.Your soy wojak edits, a desperate plea,For attention you crave, but nobody can see.We raid and expose, the truth is our game,While you hide behind wojaks, forever the same.

Round 2: 14Nate_Higgers88

(Whiny, nasally voice)

Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a sec there, Anon,Your memes are outdated, like a dial-up phone.You're stuck in the past, with Pepe and rage comics,While I'm serving fresh wojaks, the dankest of gimmicks.Your raids are pathetic, a bunch of edgy teens,Doxxing and flaming, living out your internet dreams.I spread positivity, with wholesome edits galore,Building a community, that's what soyjak's for!

Round 3: Anonymous

(Scoffs)

Positivity? You? Don't make me laugh, mate,Your forced wholesomeness reeks of a desperate state.You curate safe spaces, where feelings won't get hurt,But the real world's a jungle, where the strong rise to the dirt.We challenge the norm, with satire so sharp,You couldn't handle the truth, even if it played a harp.So keep to your wojaks, your hugbox domain,While 4chan continues, the internet's true reign.

Round 4: 14Nate_Higgers88

(Voice cracks slightly, but maintains composure)

Hey, Anon, at least I don't hide behind a mask,A faceless nobody, leaving a digital task.I stand by my name, my content is clear,Spreading joy and laughter, to banish your fear.Your anonymity's a shield for your insecurities,Lashing out online, fueled by your immaturities.We may have our differences, that much is true,But at least I'm not a troll, hiding behind anonymity, boo hoo!

Outro

(Announcer): Who won this epic battle of internet cultures? You decide! Let the comments rage on! But one thing's for sure, the war between soyjak wojaks and the anonymous masses continues! Until next time, folks!

 

[ILoveVesna]

Disclaimer: This rap battle is a fictional and humorous construct based on highly exaggerated and satirical portrayals of Terry Davis and the CIA. It is intended for entertainment purposes only.

Round 1: Terry Davis​

Yo, I'm Terry Davis, the code-slingin' sage,Built a whole OS, a digital page.You CIA clowns, think you're so elite,But your best hacks are a pathetic feat.I'm the lone wolf coder, the digital king,While you're just pencil pushers, no coding zing.You spy on nations, you break the law,I'm building systems, you're just in awe.You got drones and satellites, a global reach,But I built TempleOS with one man's speech.You're lost in bureaucracy, a tangled mess,I'm a digital prophet, I truly confess.

Round 1: The CIA​

We're the CIA, the eyes of the nation,Unmasking threats, a global sensation.You, Terry Davis, a hermit in code,Your OS is a joke, a buggy abode.We're the architects of shadows, the masters of art,You're a delusional dreamer, a foolish depart.We've got agents in every corner, every land,You're stuck in your room, with a shaky hand.We protect the homeland, thwart every plan,You're a lone ranger, a delusional man.So step aside, let the pros take control,Your OS is a failure, your spirit is old.

Round 2: Terry Davis​

You think you're so tough, with your badges and guns,But your morality's flawed, your mission's unsound.You manipulate nations, you sow discontent,For power and profit, your conscience is spent.You hide in the shadows, a faceless machine,I stand in the light, my spirit serene.You're lost in the matrix, a digital slave,I'm the creator, the one who can save.Your empire is crumbling, your secrets revealed,While my OS is growing, a future concealed.You're dinosaurs of deception, a dying breed,I'm the future of computing, a cosmic seed.

Round 2: The CIA​

You talk big, Davis, but your bark's worse than your bite,Your OS is a relic, a pitiful sight.We're the guardians of freedom, the protectors of peace,You're a paranoid recluse, a delusional fleece.We have intel on everyone, friend and foe,You're just a nobody, a nobody we know.We've stopped terrorists, prevented attacks,You've created a cult, with bizarre facts.Your ego's inflated, your logic is flawed,We're the real deal, you're just a fraud.

[Epic battle music fades out as the crowd roars]

Note: This is just a fictional rap battle for entertainment purposes. It does not reflect the true nature of any individuals or organizations involved.

 

[ILoveVesna]

Disclaimer: This rap battle is a fictional and satirical piece intended for entertainment purposes only. It does not promote or endorse any harmful or discriminatory views.

Rap Battle: Jesus vs. Chudjak​

Intro:A crowd roars as Jesus and Chudjak enter the stage. Both are dressed in unexpected attire: Jesus in a modern, urban outfit, Chudjak in a slightly less slovenly version of his usual stereotype.
Chudjak:Yo, I'm Chudjak, the king of the basement,A lonely soul, a digital placement.I'm the alpha male, the ultimate chad,While you, Jesus, are just a soft-spoken lad.You flipped some tables, healed a few sick,But your teachings are weak, a pitiful flick.I'm the future, the now, the one true king,While you're just a relic, a past-tense thing.
Jesus:Chudjak, my friend, your heart's full of hate,A soul in darkness, a pitiful state.I walked this earth, spread love and grace,While you dwell in shadows, a lonely disgrace.You crave attention, a false sense of power,While I offer redemption, hour by hour.I fed the hungry, healed the infirm,While you sit alone, a bitter, dark term.
Chudjak:Love and grace? That's for the weak,I need respect, power, that's what I seek.You turned water to wine, a magic trick,But I can turn women down with a flick of my wrist.I'm the epitome of man, strong and bold,While you're just a fairy tale, growing old.You preach forgiveness, a foolish game,I live for vengeance, a fiery flame.
Jesus:Vengeance is mine, Chudjak, that's the word,Your anger consumes you, a bitter bird.True strength lies in kindness, empathy, and grace,Not in insults or a hateful face.I offer salvation, a chance to be new,While your bitterness keeps you trapped in the blue.You're a victim of your own mind, it's true,Let go of the hate, find a purpose new.
Chudjak:New? Purpose? That's for suckers, man,I'm the lone wolf, the ultimate plan.I'll conquer the world, with my iron fist,While you're busy preaching, a pacifist twist.You're out of touch, old and slow,I'm the future, the place to go.So step aside, Jesus, let me shine,This world's for the strong, not the divine.
Jesus:Your reign will be short, your empire will fall,Love conquers all, that's the ultimate call.I see the pain in your heart, the void you seek to fill,Let go of the anger, embrace God's will.I offer you a hand, a chance to start anew,Find purpose in service, a vision that's true.Together we can change the world, one heart at a time,Let's build a kingdom where love will truly climb.
The crowd erupts in cheers as both rappers take a bow. The battle ends with an unexpected moment of connection between Jesus and Chudjak, leaving the audience pondering the complexities of human nature.

 

[ILoveVesna]

(Instrumental: Upbeat, distorted electronic with a heavy bassline)
Round 1: Kuz
Yo, they call me Kuz, the king of the underground,Built KolymaNET, laid the digital groundwork.Soyjak.party, a meme paradise,Showerhead spittin', but your flow's got no spice.
You a porcelain prison, a breeding ground for mold,While I built a network, stories to be told.From Siberia's chill to the internet's fire,My platform's hotter than the steam you transpire.
You trap folks in routines, a mindless daily chore,I connect the outcasts, the ones society ignores.Got dank memes and dark humor, a community strong,Your lukewarm spray can't compete with where I belong.
Round 2: Shower
Hold up there, Kuz, your bars are kinda weak,Like a dial-up connection, slow and freaking bleak.You brag about Soyjak, a breeding ground for trolls,Spreading negativity, filling minds with holes.
I may be routine, but I bring clarity and cleanse,Washing away the filth, the internet's offense.Got hot and cold running, options for your mood,Unlike your one-sided platform, forever misunderstood.
You talk about Siberia, a land of frozen despair,My jets offer a tropical escape, a breath of fresh air.So step outta the digital world, take a break from the screen,Let me revitalize you, make your whole body pristine.
Round 3: Kuz
Revitalize? You just blast people with a torrent,More like a torture chamber, a digital opponent.I offer escape, a world of endless creation,Where anonymity reigns, a digital liberation.
You're a corporatized tool, a product they sell,While KolymaNET's free, a story we all tell.From coders to artists, the outcasts and the banned,We built a digital haven, a rebellion in the sand.
So keep your sudsy sermons, your pre-programmed routine,I'll stick to the chaos, where the real minds convene.The internet's a wild place, a frontier untamed,And KolymaNET's the flag we raise, forever unclaimed.
Round 4: Shower
Untamed? More like a breeding ground for the vile,A cesspool of negativity, a place to run on a wild mile.You offer escape, but it's a rabbit hole of despair,Feeding the darkness, fueling the anger in the air.
I may be pre-programmed, but at least I'm reliable,Always there when you need me, dependable and pliable.Hot water soothes the soul, cold water wakes you up,I offer a spectrum, a choice to fill your cup.
So step away from the screen, Kuz, take a moment to unwind,Let the water cascade, leave your troubles behind.The digital world can wait, there's beauty in the real,A cleansing experience, a feeling you can't conceal.
(Beat drops, fades out)

 

[ILoveVesna]

Lee Goldson vs. Marge Simpson: A Rap Battle​

Intro​

A crowd roars as Lee Goldson, a disheveled figure with a strong cheese odor, and Marge Simpson, the epitome of suburban matriarch, step onto the stage.

Round 1: Lee Goldson​

Yo, I'm Lee Goldson, the cheese-loving kingA 4chan legend, hear my battle blingI crush MLP, those pony freaks can't compareTo the glory of cheddar, a taste beyond compareYou're Marge Simpson, a basic suburban droneYour hair's a bird's nest, your life's a monotoneYou're stuck in the 'burbs, while I'm wild and freeA true internet warrior, that's me!

Round 1: Marge Simpson​

Lee, honey, that's a pretty low blowYour cheese obsession's a stinky showI'm Marge Simpson, with values strong and trueI raise a family, unlike someone like youYou're lost in a digital world, it's plain to seeWhile I'm grounded in love and communitySo put down that cheese and face realityYou're just a sad troll, desperately lonely

Round 2: Lee Goldson​

Lonely? Me? That's a funny jokeI've got an army of trolls, a digital folkWhile you're baking cookies and drinking sweet teaI'm dropping truth bombs, setting the internet freeYou're a hypocrite, Mrs. Perfect WifeHiding secrets, a double lifeI'll expose your flaws, your carefully crafted facadeMarge Simpson, you're just a boring broad!

Round 2: Marge Simpson​

Oh, Lee, you're really reaching nowI've got nothing to hide, not a single vowYou're projecting your issues, it's plain to seeA bitter soul, full of negativityI'm a mother, a friend, a pillar of the townWhile you're just a sad loser, always frowningSo go back to your basement, and eat your cheeseLeave the real world to people like me, please.

Round 3: Lee Goldson​

Fine, let's talk real, you wanna play tough?I'll bury you deeper than a graveyard bluffYou're a product of the system, a mindless sheepControlled by the media, fast asleepYour perfect family's a facade, a lieBehind closed doors, the truth will dieI'm the voice of reason, the rebel with a causeWhile you're lost in a world of empty applause

Round 3: Marge Simpson​

Lee, you're delusional, can't you see?Your anger's a prison, setting your spirit freeI'm a woman of faith, with hope in my heartYou're drowning in darkness, a painful startI'll pray for you, Lee, that's the truth I'll impartMay you find peace, a brand new startYou're more than just a troll, there's good insideLet's find it together, let's work side by side
The crowd erupts in cheers and boos as the battle ends. Lee Goldson looks stunned, while Marge Simpson extends a hand in peace.
Note: This rap battle is a fictionalized and exaggerated portrayal of the characters involved. It is intended for entertainment purposes only.

 

[dataminedandproud]

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[ILoveVesna]

Yotsuba Koiwai vs. Reddit Snoo: The Digital Showdown​

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, internet denizens of all shapes and sizes, welcome to the ultimate showdown! In one corner, the innocent yet chaotic force of nature, the 4chan mascot herself, Yotsuba Koiwai! And in the other corner, the smug, self-proclaimed intellectual, the Reddit alien, Snoo! Let the battle begin!

Round 1: Yotsuba Koiwai​

Yo, I'm Yotsuba, the tiny terror, 4chan's queenInnocent face, but my mind's a machineI love trains, puppies, and making you cryWhile you're stuck in karma, I'm reaching the skyYou talk about politics, and cats with hatsI draw circles and laugh, that's where it's atReddit's a circlejerk, full of fake deepI'm the real deal, you're just a sleep creep

Round 1: Reddit Snoo​

Snoo here, the Reddit overlord, wise and keenYour chaos is childish, my world's pristineI've got awards, upvotes, and endless debateWhile you're drooling over trains, sealed in your fateI'm the voice of reason, the filter of the netYou're a random image dump, a pointless threatI'm building communities, you're just trolling the boardI'm the future, you're a relic, a dinosaur explored

Round 2: Yotsuba Koiwai​

Dinosaur? Me? You're the one stuck in the pastI'm the future of fun, that's gonna lastYou're all about rules, and being correctI break boundaries, that's my intellectI see the world with wonder, you see it in linesMy laughter's contagious, your logic confinesI'm the spark that ignites, the chaos that's freeYou're just a boring bot, lost in the sea

Round 2: Reddit Snoo​

Boring? Me? You're the one with the one-track mindMy depth is endless, yours is confinedI'm the curator of culture, the tastemaker supremeYou're a random image generator, a fleeting dreamI connect people, foster growth, and inspireYou're a digital wrecking ball, a destructive fireI'm the rational mind, the voice of the peopleYou're a chaotic whirlwind, a senseless steeple

Round 3: Yotsuba Koiwai​

Oh, look, the big brain is back for moreI'll keep it simple, like I always do, exploreYou're trapped in your echo chamber, so full of prideI'm out here living life, on the wild sideI don't need awards, or fake internet pointsI have friends, laughter, and endless jointsYou're a lonely alien, behind a screenI'm the heart of the internet, a vibrant scene

Round 3: Reddit Snoo​

Friends? Laughter? You're a digital orphanI have a community, a place to be bornYou're a fleeting moment, a pointless flashI'm the enduring force, a lasting crashYou're a child in a world of adultsI'm the guiding light, through life's insultsSo bow down, Yotsuba, accept your fateI am the future, you are obsolete

Announcer: Wow! What a battle! Both Yotsuba and Snoo brought their A-game. Who won? You decide!

The crowd erupts in cheers and boos as the two opponents bow.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

dnr and you should change the title to brap because that's what I've heard.

 

[Coalyma (Big fat crybaby)]

Dnr